The Best 36 Vista Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vista jokes. There are some vista vision jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vista skyline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vista Jokes and Puns

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic?

Hasta last vista, baby.

Bill Gates be like:

Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count:
1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10

Now give me money.

Vista joke, Bill Gates be like:

If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

Everyone keeps telling me to upgrade to Windows 8.

But I tell them, "Hasta la vista, baby".

Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response-

"I still love vista, baby"

Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten:

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10


Vista joke, Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten:

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

"Pasta la vista, baby."

Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade

Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby

Windows Vista

That is all.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10

Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10.

His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

I was sitting on a beautiful vista, watching the sun rise...

and then it dawned on me

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10..

He said "I still love Vista baby!"

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Vista joke, Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7..

His response was "I still love Vista, baby!"

What did Arnie say when asked about Windows 10?

I still love Vista baby.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten.

"1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Windows asked me to upgrade...

Windows asked me to upgrade to windows 7, but i "still love vista baby". Get it?

Arnold schwarzenegger should open an abortion clinic

with the slogan "hasta la vista, baby!"

Hi I'm Bill Gates! Today we're gonna learn how to count to 10.

1.01,1.02, 1.03, 1.04, 2.03, 2.10, 2.11, 3, 3.1, 3.2, 95, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.

Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

Bill Gates recently visited a kindergarten and taught the children how to count to ten.

"1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to swap over to windows 10..

He said 'I still love Vista, Baby.'

How do Italians say goodbye?

Pasta la vista.

Why didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger want to update to windows 10?

"I still like Vista, baby...'"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say to an infant who wants to install windows 7 on the baby's PC from 2006?

Uninstall Vista, baby

Arnold Schwarzennegger's IT support tried to upgrade his PC

but he refused replying... have to have vista, baby.

What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him

Pasta La vista

What's "Hasta la vista, baby" in Italian?

Pasta la pizza, baby

What did Windows XP said in its end of support?

Hasta La Vista

Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the highway

The police officer asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?"

Bill says, "Absolutely not, officer."

The cop says, "Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?"

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Bill replies, "10, 8, 7, Vista, XP, ME, 2000, NT, 98, 95, 3, 2, 1."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked about not upgrading to Windows 10 ?

"I still love Vista, baby".

My friend and I bumped into Arnold Schwarzenegger. As fans we asked a lot of questions and ended up asking if he's going to upgrade to Windows 11...

He said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vista sight jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vista reich piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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