Vista Jokes

56 vista jokes and hilarious vista puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vista that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh at the funny jokes about Windows Vista and its Germanic, Dubai, and Horizons variants! Get a chuckle as you learn more about this staple of Windows operating systems.

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Funniest Vista Short Jokes

Short vista jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vista humour may include short windows xp jokes also.

  1. bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
  2. Hi. My name is bill gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
  3. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
  4. If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting... ...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.
  5. My friend and I bumped into Arnold Schwarzenegger. As fans we asked a lot of questions and ended up asking if he's going to upgrade to Windows 11... He said, "I still love Vista, baby!"
  6. What did arnold schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7? I still love vista, baby
  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was "I still love Vista, baby!"
  8. What did the Terminator say when Sarah Connor asked him why he hadn't updated to Windows 10? "I still love Vista, baby."
  9. I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10.. He said "I still love Vista baby!"
  10. Hi I'm Bill Gates! Today we're gonna learn how to count to 10. 1.01,1.02, 1.03, 1.04, 2.03, 2.10, 2.11, 3, 3.1, 3.2, 95, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.

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Vista One Liners

Which vista one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vista? I can suggest the ones about vision and view.

  1. Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!" I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
  2. A Latvian joke. J: Kāpēc vistas šķērso ceļu?
    A: Lai nokļūtu uz otru pusi!
  3. What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him Pasta La vista
  4. What did Windows XP said in its end of support? Hasta La Vista
  5. Windows Vista That is all.
  6. What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase? Pasta la vista, baby.
  7. What did Arnie say when asked about Windows 10? I still love Vista baby.
  8. How do Italians say goodbye? Pasta la vista.
  9. What's "Hasta la vista, baby" in Italian? Pasta la pizza, baby
  10. How does Microsoft count to 10? 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
  11. Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten.
  12. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby.
  13. I was sitting on a beautiful vista, watching the sun rise... and then it dawned on me
  14. How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? "Pasta la vista, baby."
  15. Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.

Vista Baby Jokes

Here is a list of funny vista baby jokes and even better vista baby puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked about not upgrading to Windows 10 ? "I still love Vista, baby".
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10 Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10.
    His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby
  • Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- "I still love vista, baby"
  • I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to swap over to windows 10.. He said 'I still love Vista, Baby.'
  • Why didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger want to update to windows 10? "I still like Vista, baby...'"
  • Arnold Schwarzennegger's IT support tried to upgrade his PC
    but he refused replying... have to have vista, baby.
  • What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say to an infant who wants to install windows 7 on the baby's PC from 2006? Uninstall Vista, baby
  • Arnold schwarzenegger should open an abortion clinic with the slogan "hasta la vista, baby!"
  • Windows asked me to upgrade... Windows asked me to upgrade to windows 7, but i "still love vista baby". Get it?

Windows Vista Jokes

Here is a list of funny windows vista jokes and even better windows vista puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Everyone keeps telling me to upgrade to Windows 8. But I tell them, "Hasta la vista, baby".
  • I told my son, "Hasta La Vista, Baby." Then I threw him out the window.
  • Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0
Vista joke, Describe Windows 10 with two words.

Vista joke, Describe Windows 10 with two words.

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Vista Jokes

What funny jokes about vista you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean outlook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vista pranks.

Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the highway

The police officer asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?"
Bill says, "Absolutely not, officer."
The cop says, "Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?"
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Bill replies, "10, 8, 7, Vista, XP, ME, 2000, NT, 98, 95, 3, 2, 1."

Bill Gates recently visited a kindergarten and taught the children how to count to ten.

"1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

What do you say when you take away pasta from an Italian?

Pasta la vista
*s**... joke I know lol I just made it up

Vista joke, How does Microsoft count to 10?