Vision Jokes

• Short Vision Jokes
• Vision One Liners
• 2020 Vision Jokes
• Bad Vision Jokes
• Vision Test Jokes
• Double Vision Jokes
• More Vision Jokes

Funniest Vision Short Jokes

Short vision jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vision humour may include short optic jokes also.

1. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
2. What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch? One knows how to cope without Vision.
3. In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.
4. What do Scarlet Witch and Daredevil both have in common? They both wear red and lost their Vision.
5. Even at school they thought I had special powers; what was the phrase… 'Constant super-vision.'
6. I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
7. The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
   Use it while you can, people!
8. I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like. I don't have 2020 vision.
9. I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision.
10. I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision

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Vision One Liners

Which vision one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vision? I can suggest the ones about visual and view.

1. I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years I don't have 2020 vision
2. What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common? They both lost their vision
3. I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.
4. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
5. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
6. I can see 6 years into the future. Thanks to my 2020 vision.
7. What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common? They both don't have vision.
8. What happens to your eyesight when you have kids? You get adult super vision
9. Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision
10. I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
11. Me : Shaking a magic 8 ball.. "Will my vision ever get better??"
    Coconut :
12. I can see 3 years into the future I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.
13. My vision is like 2020 It's terrible
14. Why doesn't Batman have super vision? Because his parents died
15. My eye doctor told me he could fix my vision with witchcraft. At least he's opti-mystic.

2020 Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2020 vision jokes and even better 2020 vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
  Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
• I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years. Do I look like I have 2020 vision.
• People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?" But not everyone has 2020 vision.
• I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart. He said I have 2020 vision.
• If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?
• A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years. But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.
• I can see what's going to happen next year... ... because I have 20/20 vision
• I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
• What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision? Good eye, mate.
• I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision

Bad Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad vision jokes and even better bad vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision.
• A man with bad vision fell into a well... He couldn't see that well.
• my sight was getting bad so I went to get glasses ... I could not afford a pair so I bought a monocle instead -
  at least now I have 1920 vision.
• Why can't people with bad vision not program? Because they can't C#
• My optometrist told me I have bad vision I don't see the problem
• Don't you feel bad that a year from now... Blind people won't be able to experience 2020 vision?
• Why are blind people bad fortune tellers? Because they don't have visions.
• Do you know the best part about having only one eye and bad vision? LASIK is half off.

Vision Test Jokes

Here is a list of funny vision test jokes and even better vision test puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
  "Sir i belive you have a cataract"
  "Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln"
• At my optometrist I was shown pictures of printers, external hard drives, monitors, and the like. They said they were testing my peripheral vision.
• I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision
• I've got an eye test next year. I think I've got 2020 vision.
• My brother wears non-prescription glasses whenever he takes a math test He says it helps with the vision.

Double Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny double vision jokes and even better double vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Carrots may improve your vision, But alcohol doubles it.
• Carrots may be good.... Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision.
• [Repost] carrots may be good for your eyes.... But whiskey will double your vision.
• What's the favourite letter of someone who suffers from Double Vision? W.
• Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses? He has *Double Vision*.
• What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? r**....

Amusing Vision Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about vision you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eyesight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vision pranks.