The Best 6 Visions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Visions jokes. There are some visions stability jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these visions 2020 vision puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Visions Jokes and Puns

A man walks into the doctors...

He says You gotta help me doc! I keep having precognitive visions!
The doctor asks When did this all start?
Two weeks from today

My eyesight is so good I can see the future.

I have 2020 visions.

We all knew 2020 is going to be a horrible year

We just expected it to be filled with 2020 visions jokes, rather than a deadly virus, locust swarms and murder hornets

Recurring Visions

This is an old one.

A man goes to a psychologist and says "Doc, you have to help me. I can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes my mother is right there giving me grief. When I open them, it's even worse, there she is again nagging and bullying me. Sometimes its so bad, at night time, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast."

The doctor looks at him and replies "What? One piece of toast? For a big boy like you?"

I keep having premonitions of events to take place a year from now.

Apparently I have 2020 visions.


Why are blind people bad fortune tellers?

Because they don't have visions.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the visions events jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working visions intimacy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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