The Best 6 Visionary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Visionary jokes. There are some visionary innovative jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these visionary integrity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Visionary Jokes and Puns

I love my optometrist

He's a true visionary.

If Hitler was a true visionary...

...he'd have used barcodes

What do you call an enlightened optometrist?

A visionary.

I was a peripheral visionary...

I could see the future, but only way off to the side. - Stephen Wright

My favourite position is the visionary

It's where I imagine, I actually have a sex life


What's one sign you're not the next Steve Jobs?

Instead of a "visionary leader who changed the world," people typically describe you as a "nice guy who eats a lot." (BTW, are we allowed to link out?)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the visionary spiritual jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working visionary belief piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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