Vision Jokes

Funniest Vision Short Jokes

Short vision jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vision humour may include short optic jokes also.

1. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
2. What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch? One knows how to cope without Vision.
3. Even at school they thought I had special powers; what was the phrase… 'Constant super-vision.'
4. I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
5. The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
   Use it while you can, people!
6. I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like. I don't have 2020 vision.
7. I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision
8. At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
   Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
9. People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?" But not everyone has 2020 vision.
10. I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart. He said I have 2020 vision.

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Vision One Liners

Which vision one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vision? I can suggest the ones about visual and view.

1. What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common? They both lost their vision
2. I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.
3. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
4. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
5. What happens to your eyesight when you have kids? You get adult super vision
6. Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision
7. Me : Shaking a magic 8 ball.. "Will my vision ever get better??"
   Coconut :
8. My vision is like 2020 It's terrible
9. Why doesn't Batman have super vision? Because his parents died
10. My eye doctor told me he could fix my vision with witchcraft. At least he's opti-mystic.
11. If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?
12. Carrots may improve your vision, But alcohol doubles it.
13. I can see what's going to happen next year... ... because I have 20/20 vision
14. What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision? Good eye, mate.
15. Superman got a divorce... He can only see his kids with super vision now.

2020 Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2020 vision jokes and even better 2020 vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
• I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision
• Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision? Well, you know what they say about hindsight.
• I know they say 2020 vision is good... But I haven't been able to see anyone
• Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January Can't wait to have 2020 vision.
• YMCA? Cause' M got 20/20 vision
• Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision
• Extraordinary eyes My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future
  I guess I have 2020 vision
• Nobody saw this coming I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.
• I'm tired of people asking me where I see myself in a year I don't have 2020 vision

Bad Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad vision jokes and even better bad vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• my sight was getting bad so I went to get glasses ... I could not afford a pair so I bought a monocle instead -
  at least now I have 1920 vision.
• My optometrist told me I have bad vision I don't see the problem
• Do you know the best part about having only one eye and bad vision? LASIK is half off.

Vision Test Jokes

Here is a list of funny vision test jokes and even better vision test puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
  "Sir i belive you have a cataract"
  "Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln"
• At my optometrist I was shown pictures of printers, external hard drives, monitors, and the like. They said they were testing my peripheral vision.
• I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision
• I've got an eye test next year. I think I've got 2020 vision.
• My brother wears non-prescription glasses whenever he takes a math test He says it helps with the vision.

Double Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny double vision jokes and even better double vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• [Repost] carrots may be good for your eyes.... But whiskey will double your vision.
• What's the favourite letter of someone who suffers from Double Vision? W.
• Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses? He has *Double Vision*.

Amusing Vision Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about vision you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eyesight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vision pranks.