Visibility Jokes
9 visibility jokes and hilarious visibility puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about visibility that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about high visibility, the indoors, tumbleweeds, and furnaces. Whether you're looking for a chuckle at work or a smile on your face, you're sure to find something that'll make you laugh!
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One day, Usain Bolt goes into a country club.
When he enters, the woman at the front desk stops him, and says, "Sorry, we don't allow b**... in here. But there's another club 10 minutes down the road that does."
Visibly furious, Bolt exclaims, "Do you know who I am? I'm Usain Bolt!"
"Oh! I'm sorry", says the woman. "Then it's only 5 minutes down the road."
A man walks in a bar and shouts free beers outside! So everyone in the bar, except the bartender, ran outside in excitement.
The bartender, visibly angry, yells at the man what the h**... did you do that for? Now i have no customers!!
The man says Sorry mister, i honestly didnt fink any of those men would be brave enough to fight a grizzly beer, let alone free of them
Why does Batman leave his lower face visible?
So cops can see that he's white
I now identify as invisible
Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where
My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!!
Upvote for visibility.
A man took his 6-year-old daughter to his office on 'Take your kid to work day'
As they walked around the office, the girl turned visibly upset and soon started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong
As everyone gathered around, she sobbed "Daddy, I'm getting bored walking around the office. Please show me those clowns you said you work with"
My friend came by today, he looked visibly upset. He said he just slept with his third cousin.
I told him if it upsets you so much, quit counting them.
Guy is drinking alone at the bar, visibly sad.
The bartender comes up to him and says: "Hey man, you seem down. What's up?"
The guy replies: "We buried my dad two days ago".
The bartender says: "I'm so sorry man. When did he die?".
The guy replies: "I don't know, probably yesterday".
A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin...
I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them
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