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You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you?

The closer the kin, the better the skin.

Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates?

Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametraclly opposed, foes

What do yeast and West Virginians have in common?

They are both inbread


What do West Virginians like to have at their Halloween parties?

Pump-kin.

West Virginians are like burgers.

They're always inbred.

What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pump kin.

How many Virginians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13. One to screw it in, and 12 to talk about the lightbulb's ancestry.

What do West Virginians and gourds have in common?

They pumpkin

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Osama Bin Ladin must've been pretty angry when he found out it was 72 Virginians. Almost as angry as George Washington.


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