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You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you?

The closer the kin, the better the skin.

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Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates?

Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.

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a west Virginian man is driving down the road

when he sees a old man in the middle of a field
casting a fishing rod, over and over

the man then turns to his wife, while pulling over saying this is why west Virginians get such a bad rap

he gets out of his car and shouts at the old man "Hey, your the reason, us west Virginians get such a bad rap, and what are you even doing?"

the old man replies with "i'm fishing what does it look like."

the man then says "if i could swim i would kick your ass!"

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What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametraclly opposed, foes

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Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametric'ly opposed, foes

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What do yeast and West Virginians have in common?

They are both inbread

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West Virginians are like burgers.

They're always inbred.

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What do West Virginians like to have at their Halloween parties?

Pump-kin.

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What do West Virginians and gourds have in common?

They pumpkin

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How many Virginians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13. One to screw it in, and 12 to talk about the lightbulb's ancestry.

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Osama Bin Laden must've been pissed when he found out it was 72 VIRGINIANS

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What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Osama Bin Ladin

Osama Bin Ladin must've been pretty angry when he found out it was 72 Virginians. Almost as angry as George Washington.

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What are the most funny Virginians jokes of all time ?

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