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Funniest Virginians Short Jokes

Short virginians jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The virginians humour may include short ancestry jokes also.

1. How many Virginians does it take to replace a lightbulb Two.
   One to replace the bulb, and another one to talk about how nice the old lightbulb was.
2. What do you have when you've got 32 West Virginian's in a room at the same time? A full set of teeth!
3. You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you? The closer the kin, the better the skin.
4. If you're from Virginia, you're a Virginian. If you're from New York, you're a New Yorker. If you're from Texas, you're a Texan. And if you're from Massachusetts, you're a Democrat.
5. Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates? Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.
6. There are three lies a West Virginian always tells... 1) I own that truck.
   2) She's not my sister.
   3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
7. West Virginian says to his friend, all the girls here are ugly. That's relative, his friend responds.
8. How many Virginians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. One to screw it in, and 12 to talk about the lightbulb's ancestry.
9. A man was arrested for having s**... inside a West Virginian olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took "When you're here, you're family" too literally.
10. What do West Virginian girls, and cats have in common? They both like l**... their paws...

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Virginians One Liners

Which virginians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with virginians? I can suggest the ones about immigrants and unveils.

1. What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth.
2. Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room Diametraclly opposed, foes
3. What do yeast and West Virginians have in common? They are both inbread
4. What do West Virginians like to have at their Halloween parties? Pump-kin.
5. What do West Virginian do on Halloween? They pumpkin
6. What do West Virginians do on Halloween? Pump kin.
7. What do West Virginians and gourds have in common? They pumpkin
8. What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!
9. West Virginians are like burgers. They're always i**....
10. What is a West Virginian v**...?
11. How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the t**....

Quirky and Hilarious Virginians Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

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