Virgin Islands Jokes
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
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I want to vacation in the v**... Islands...
I heard they're tight.
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What's the opposite of the v**... Islands
The Caymin Islands.
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I went to the canary islands
... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the v**... islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
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Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the v**... Islands
Now it's just called " The Islands."
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Thank god Chris Christie wasn't wearing his Stars'n'Stripes speedo on the beach yesterday...
Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S. v**... Islands, and the Marianas would've been automatically granted statehood.
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I heard the v**... Islands just got a smashed by Irma
They're not so v**... anymore
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What's the biggest U.S. v**... islands imports?
Babies
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Why they called the v**... Islands?
Cause they never had s**... XD
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trump challenged Tillerson to an IQ test, and there was only one question on the test...
If the President of the United States and the President of the US v**... Islands are in an elevator, how many people are in the elevator?
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Maybe Trump really did meet with the president of the v**... Islands.
After all, he consults him on foreign policy.
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Did you hear the main religion in the v**... Islands is Roman Catholic?
I guess that's why they call it the v**... Islands
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Chuck Norris visited the v**... Islands.
Now they're just the Islands.
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To celebrate New Year's, my brother and I went to the Canary Islands. Beautiful part of the world, but strangely enough there wasn't a single canary in sight!
...so next year we're going to the v**... Islands
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Where's the worst place for a girl to have her "First Time"?
The v**... Islands.
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Tiger Woods went to the v**... Islands
It is now called just the Islands.
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I found the real life inspiration for the island from Fortnite!
The v**... Islands
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v**... Islands?
Not after I visit 'em
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What do people call polices in the v**... Island?
Protectors of Virginity
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Where do most Redditors retire to?
The v**... Islands
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There are no canaries on the Canary island. The same is true for the v**... Islands
There aren't any canaries there either
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I just got back from the v**... Islands.
They're just "Islands" now.
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Which virgin islands one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with virgin islands? I can suggest the ones about virgin mary and island life.
- Chuck Norris visited the v**... Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
- I found the real life inspiration for the island from Fortnite! The v**... Islands
- I just got back from the v**... Islands. They're just "Islands" now.
- Where do most Redditors retire to? The v**... Islands
- Tiger Woods went to the v**... Islands It is now called just the Islands.
- What do people call polices in the v**... Island? Protectors of Virginity
- What's the opposite of the v**... Islands The Caymin Islands.
- v**... Islands? Not after I visit 'em
- Where's the worst place for a girl to have her "First Time"? The v**... Islands.
- Why they called the v**... Islands? Cause they never had s**... XD
- What's the biggest U.S. v**... islands imports? Babies
- I heard the v**... Islands just got a smashed by Irma They're not so v**... anymore
- I want to vacation in the v**... Islands... I heard they're tight.