The Best 7 Vipers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vipers jokes. There are some vipers adder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vipers venomous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Vipers Jokes and Puns

My 5yo continues to supply the gold: what snakes do you find on cars?

Windshield vipers!

People all over the world are freaking out when they find snakes in their car.

Here in Australia its pretty common, we just call them windscreen vipers.

Driving through a blizzard with my dad

At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"

How did Medusa know she'd grown into a woman?

She grew bush vipers

I always wanted to have a pet, especially in these lonely times

But I realized- I am already nursing vipers in my bosom.

Despite the heavy rain, I drove my old banger around with my German girlfriend. As the journey went on, I realised that she has a snake obsession.

She kept telling me that I needed vipers.

While driving around in my old banger with my German girlfriend, I realised that she has a snake obsession.

She kept telling me that I needed vipers.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vipers banger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vipers obsession piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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