Violins Jokes

Funniest Violins Short Jokes

Short violins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The violins humour may include short violin fiddle jokes also.

1. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
2. A friend told me he doesn't let his kids watch orchestra performances cuz there's too much sax and violins. I told him puns make me wanna commit violins.
3. What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert? He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
4. I should really take the Violin more seriously. Right now it's just something I fiddle with.
5. Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid. Too much sax and violins, apparently.
6. All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
7. My therapist told me to listen to classical music before work to help with my anger management issues. This morning I woke up and chose violins.
8. Why is it dangerous to have more than one violin in your house? Because it leads to domestic violins.
   (From my 9 year old...)
9. My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins.
10. A cello player was found dead earlier this week. Police suspect he was murdered They think the crime was orchestrated, but could not rule out a random act of violins

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Violins One Liners

Which violins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with violins? I can suggest the ones about violinist and string instruments.

1. Why was the Jazz movie rated R Too much sax and violins
2. Don't let your kids watch symphonies on TV There's too much sax and violins.
3. What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality
4. Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
5. How did the orchestra start a riot? With violins
6. I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins.
7. How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it.
8. How do you make an accordion sound like a violin? Light it on fire.
9. Why are band and orchestra rated R? All the sax and violins
10. How do you get an accordion to sound like a violin? Sell it and buy a violin.
11. Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer...
12. When I play my violin it always sounds like it's crying It's must be too highly strung
13. What do you call it when one musician abuses another? An act of violins.
14. What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola.
15. What did the mobster say before he died? Who put this violin, in my violin case?

Hilarious Violins Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

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