Violinist Jokes

Funniest Violinist Short Jokes

Short violinist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The violinist humour may include short violins jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a bipolar conductor and a violinist who has been told not to stand out? One varies their bravado, the other buries their vibrato
2. Why was the violinist jealous of the accordionist? Because the accordionist could play chords while walking.
3. Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter? Because he might fiddle with your kids.
4. Why did the music conductor get arrested? For misconduct.
   Bonus - why did the violinist get arrested?
   For violence.
5. How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high!
6. Why was the violinist's younger brother envious of him? Because he was always second fiddle
7. Did you know R Kelly trained to be a violinist from the age of 6? Even back then, he was an excellent kiddie fiddler
8. How many violinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5: 1 to screw it in, and the other 4 to brag about how they could have done it better.
9. Whats a violinist from Alabamas favorite scale to play? Whats a violinist from Alabamas favorite scale to play?
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   A relative minor
10. What's the difference between Bach and Gandhi? One's a violinist, the other's a non-violinist.

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Violinist One Liners

Which violinist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with violinist? I can suggest the ones about violin fiddle and musician.

1. How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it.
2. The violinists in an orchestra don't do much They just fiddle around
3. What do you call a professional violinist when they're young? A kiddie fiddler.
4. What do you call a boring violinist whose fascist regime lost WWII? A dull fiddler
5. What do you call a child violinist? A kiddy fiddler
   (I'm so sorry)
6. Why shouldn't you anger a violinist? Because they'll get violint
7. Why are violinists braver than guitarists? They never fret.
8. Please welcome our band of children violinists The Kiddie Fiddlers
9. Are you a beginner violinist playing c natural? Cuz you're looking pretty sharp
10. What comes before the main violinist? ... Entree Rieu
11. How do you get 2 violinists to play in unison? Shoot one.

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