Violets Jokes

Following is our collection of fuschia humor and blue one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Violets puns for adults, dirty scarlet jokes or clean pansies gags for kids.

There is an abundance of linens jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 61 funniest jokes on violets. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any garden witze you can hear about violets.

The Best jokes about Violets

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

A Poem

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Stop memes about Harambe

-Cincinnati Zoo

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Roses are red

Roses are red.
Violets are....red

Tulips are red








My garden is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2


Roses are red, Violets are blue

I have Alzheimer's


To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are red,

Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue......

who killed harambe?

Cincinnati zoo

Roses are dead, violets are dead

And I'm a bad gardener

It's still Valentines day for another hour..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
No, they are violet
FTFY

Roses are red...

Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.


Roses are red, Violets are blue...

Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Roses are red, violets are blue

My girlfriend is gone
This coconut will do

Roses are red, That much is true

But violets are purple
Not freakin blue

Violets are blue, roses are red

We're doing this backwards

That's what she said

Roses are reddish...

Roses are reddish

Violets are bluish

If it weren't for Christmas

We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red...

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't spend Valentine's,

With Oscar Pistorious



^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

Roses are red, violets are blue....

does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,

it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!

I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.

I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.



Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on


And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.


Roses are red...

Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.

Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.

A poem about old ladies underwear

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Margarets are green.

Roses are grey

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

Daisies are grey,

Because I'm a dog.

My Poem to you

Roses are 0xff0000
Violets are 0x0000ff
return(SUCCESS);

Roses are red-ish...

Violets are blue-ish.

If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day...

...the side chick is you.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are...

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
i'm colourblind,
and Canadian, eh?

Roses are grey, violets are grey

I am a dog...

roses are red.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka cost less than

A dinner for two

Oscar

β€’ Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius


β€’ She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

β€’ Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

β€’ When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

β€’ Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder.

β€’ Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

β€’ I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

β€’ What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.

β€’ Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

β€’ A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.

β€’ I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.

β€’ Police have found a list of 20 other women that Pistorius planned to kill, they are calling it shinless list.

β€’ And the Oscar goes to....... Prison.

An escalating series of math jokes

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.

Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.

Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

this is not one of them

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

I'm color blind

And not very good at poetry

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I have a knife. Get in the van.

I call this poem Old Women's Knickers

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Ethels are green

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo

A joke my religion teacher told to our class

Roses are red,
Violets are blue-ish,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We all would be Jewish!

Roses are red Violets are blue

Dont give up, someone will love you

Roses are red, violets are blue

I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.

A poem by Stevie Wonder

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see.

A short poem for y'all...

"*Roses are black*

*Violets are black*

*Everything's black*

*Even I am black*" - Stevie Wonder

2 Stupid Friends talking.

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not far.

No! It crashed again...

Roses are red;

Violets are blue

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Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Girlfriend: Roses are straight, violets are twisted...

...Bend over, love. You are about to get fisted.

For the valentines spirit

Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you

Roses are red, violets are blue

I don't know the original poem,
and neither do you.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray

Im a dog.

Roses are black...

...Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm Ray Charles.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub's down, your Instagram will do.

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

I have Alzheimer's,

Cheese on toast

What does one say to an anti-vaxx kid?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
omae wa
mou shindeiru.

Roses are red

Violets are violet

This makes no sense

Autistic pilot

Tasteless V D humor

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a hard on
You know what to do

Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I don't have a Valentine

But PornHub will do

Roses are red, violets are blue

How hard is it, to leave the EU?

A poem for America - Remastered.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now then America...
What you gonna do.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue

.. Nothing poetic, they are just facts.

Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth.

Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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