Violets Jokes

Funniest Violets Short Jokes

Short violets jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The violets humour may include short roses jokes also.

1. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
   WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!
   Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!
2. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   whitney houston is dead
   and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
3. Roses are red Roses are red.
   Violets are....red
   
   Tulips are red
   My garden is on fire.
4. It's still valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   No, they are violet
   FTFY
5. A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
   Violet's are blue,
   Heather's are green.
   ~Lee Mack
6. Roses are red... Violets are violet,
   That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.
7. This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers… She woke up and chose violets.
8. A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
   Violets are blue.
   Margarets are green.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
   this is not one of them
10. Roses are grey Roses are grey,
    
    Violets are grey,
    
    Daisies are grey,
    
    Because I'm a dog.

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Violets One Liners

Which violets one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with violets? I can suggest the ones about violins and red roses.

1. Roses are black , Violets are black I'm colorblind.
2. Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.
3. A Poem Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Stop memes about Harambe
   -Cincinnati Zoo
4. My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line (This is a haiku)
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's
   To get to the other side
6. Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
   Cincinnati zoo
7. Roses are dead, violets are dead And I'm a bad gardener
8. What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun? An Ultra-Violet
9. Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
   I wouldn't surprise
   Oscar Pistorius.
10. Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
    This coconut will do
11. Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand...
    But I'm thinking of you.
12. Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
    Not freakin blue
13. Violets are blue, roses are red We're doing this backwards
    That's what she said
14. Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,
15. Roses are red, violets are glorious Never sneak up,
    On oscar pistorious

Violets Are Red Jokes

Here is a list of funny violets are red jokes and even better violets are red puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Love never crossed my mind
  Until I came across you.
• Roses are red Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Sugar is sweet
  And so are you.
  The roses have wilted
  The violets are dead
  The sugar bowl's empty
  And so is your head.
• My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife. Get in the van.
• I call this poem Old Women's Knickers Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  Ethels are green
• Roses are red Violets are blue Dont give up, someone will love you
• Roses are red, violets are blue I have schizophrenia,
  And so do I.
• No! It crashed again... Roses are red;
  Violets are blue
  \-----------------------
  ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
• For the valentines spirit Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you
• Roses are red, violets are blue I don't know the original poem,
  and neither do you.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Jokes

Here is a list of funny roses are red violets are blue jokes and even better roses are red violets are blue puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wrote a poem called "Old Age Pensioner's Underwear". Rose's are red
  Violet's are blue
  Ethel's are green
• Violets are red. Roses are blue. I'm colorblind and my name is Matthew.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, Year celebrates you.
• What does one say to an anti-vaxx kid? Roses are red.
  Violets are blue.
  omae wa
  mou shindeiru.
• Roses are red.
  Violets are blue.
  I have five fingers.
  The middle one is for you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I don't have a Valentine
  But PornHub will do
• Roses are red Violets are blue,
  I have Alzheimer's,
  Cheese on toast
• Roses are red, violets are blue How hard is it, to leave the EU?
• An ode to old ladies knickers. Rose's are red
  Violet's are blue
  Ethel's are green
• Roses are red... Violets are blue
  What I thought was Vaseline
  Turned out to be glue

Amusing & Witty Violets Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about violets you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean purple jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make violets pranks.