Violets Jokes

• Short Violets Jokes
• Violets One Liners
• Violets Are Red Jokes
• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Jokes
• More Violets Jokes

Funniest Violets Short Jokes

Short violets jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The violets humour may include short blues jokes also.

1. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
   WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!
   Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!
2. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   whitney houston is dead
   and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
3. Roses are red Roses are red.
   Violets are....red
   
   Tulips are red
   My garden is on fire.
4. It's still valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   No, they are violet
   FTFY
5. A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
   Violet's are blue,
   Heather's are green.
   ~Lee Mack
6. Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish
   Violets are bluish
   If it weren't for Christmas
   We'd all be Jewish
7. Roses are red... Roses are red,
   Violets are glorious,
   Don't spend Valentine's,
   With Oscar Pistorious
   ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out
8. Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,
9. Roses are red... Violets are violet,
   That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.
10. This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers… She woke up and chose violets.

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Violets One Liners

Which violets one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with violets? I can suggest the ones about roses and violins.

1. Roses are black , Violets are black I'm colorblind.
2. Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.
3. A Poem Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Stop memes about Harambe
   -Cincinnati Zoo
4. My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line (This is a haiku)
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's
   To get to the other side
6. Roses are red, Violets are red, Bushes are red,
   Trees are red,
   My garden is on fire.
7. Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
   Cincinnati zoo
8. Roses are dead, violets are dead And I'm a bad gardener
9. What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun? An Ultra-Violet
10. Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
    I wouldn't surprise
    Oscar Pistorius.
11. Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12. Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
    This coconut will do
13. Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand...
    But I'm thinking of you.
14. Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
    Not freakin blue
15. Violets are blue, roses are red We're doing this backwards
    That's what she said

Violets Are Red Jokes

Here is a list of funny violets are red jokes and even better violets are red puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Roses are red, violets are glorious Never sneak up,
  On oscar pistorious
• A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
  Violets are blue.
  Margarets are green.
• Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
  this is not one of them
• Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Love never crossed my mind
  Until I came across you.
• Roses are red Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Sugar is sweet
  And so are you.
  The roses have wilted
  The violets are dead
  The sugar bowl's empty
  And so is your head.
• Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish.
  If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.
• My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day... ...the side chick is you.
• Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  faces like yours
  belong in a zoo.
  Don't worry I'll be there too,
  not in the cage,
  but laughing at you.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife. Get in the van.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Jokes

Here is a list of funny roses are red violets are blue jokes and even better roses are red violets are blue puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I call this poem Old Women's Knickers Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  Ethels are green
• Roses are red Violets are blue Dont give up, someone will love you
• Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo
• A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red,
  Violets are blue-ish,
  If it wasn't for Jesus,
  We all would be Jewish!
• Roses are red, violets are blue I have schizophrenia,
  And so do I.
• No! It crashed again... Roses are red;
  Violets are blue
  \-----------------------
  ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
• For the valentines spirit Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you
• Roses are red violets are blue Roses are red and Violets are blue
  Sugar is sweet and so are you
  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
  The sugar bowls empty and so is your head
• Roses are red, violets are blue Pornhub's down, your Instagram will do.
• Roses are red, violets are blue I don't know the original poem,
  and neither do you.

Amusing & Witty Violets Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about violets you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean red roses jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make violets pranks.