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Could this be a red flag?
"The most violent book I have ever read"
...he said it was the most violent thing he ever read.
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
That was the most violent book i've ever read
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.
Blood on your stool
That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
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A lot of Critics have been saying that movies now days are way too violent.
To test this theory I took a nine year old boy to go see Gladiator, and he cried the whole movie.
Now it may be because he didn't know who I was.
...all I did was put out a sign that said, "take lettuce from top of pile or heads will roll!"
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
The quequeque
On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me.
On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this old lady's watch looks really good on me.
They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.
He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.
Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?
Son: I just wanted to clear my doubt. I asked her a valid question for which she had no answer, so she took out her frustration by being violent.
Dad : What was the question?
Son: I asked her why 'bra' is singular when it covers two things & 'panties' plural when it covers only one
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!
The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom...
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.
... His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words.
"Violent when disappointed," I replied.
I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday.
On the plus side I made a few bucks.
Hilary asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
These violent delights have violent ends.
Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.
Naan violent crimes almost never merit life sentences.
It didn't take long before he got violent, abusive, screaming and thrashing around, smearing feces on the walls...
I'll never play Monopoly with him again.
Tea is an evil substance, more dangerous than beer.
I discovered this last night, when I drank 14 beer till 3AM at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how angry and violent when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night and even in the morning. Please Ladies, don't drink tea!
"The most violent book I've ever read" - Helen Keller
Just got accepted into police training, who says dreams don't come true.
Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.
First they frame you, then they shoot you, and then they hang you on a wall.
We're perfectly capable of violence when sober, thank you very much.
And it's been that way since 1607.
It's a whisk-free 30 day trial.
Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!
The lag does
"What's up with them?" he asks.
"Oh, that's scylla and charybdis."
"Are they usually this angry?"
"Yeah, but they're not violent. Just don't get between them."
"this is the most violent book I've ever read"
Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"
A week passes and he calls his friend and says to him : " That's one of the most violent books i've ever read".
He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.
ISIS.
A cheese grater
why do they keep losing fistfights against me?
Authorities believe it to be race-related.
Dumb criminals commit violent crimes that don't pay too well.
Smart criminals commit white collar crimes.
Really smart criminals become politicians.
Doctor: ICU baby, shaking that ass.
Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
...so that's just being hippocritical...
He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.
No bro, I'm just trying to pay for them, everyone's so violent these days.
wait....
He used his NUTS gun.
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