Viola Jokes

What are some Viola jokes?

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

How do you keep a violin from getting stolen?

Put it in a viola case.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C^♯ or you'll B^♭

You stole my viola, cello, and double bass.

You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road?

There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.

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