The Best 9 Viola Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Viola jokes. There are some viola cello jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these viola saxophone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Viola Jokes and Puns

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

How do you keep a violin from getting stolen?

Put it in a viola case.

Viola joke, How do you keep a violin from getting stolen?

You stole my viola, cello, and double bass.

You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C^β™― or you'll B^β™­

What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road?

There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.

Violators will be cited....

Citers will be violated.

Viola joke, Violators will be cited....

How do you say hello to a femΡ–nist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the viola tune jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working viola piano piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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