The Best 24 Vinyl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vinyl jokes. There are some vinyl indie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vinyl collection puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vinyl Jokes and Puns

What did Hitler call his records store?

The Vinyl Solution.

I got a vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I was playing the bee side

Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one..

I think he needs Help.

Vinyl joke, Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one..

Although it's expensive, I've started collecting records.

That's my decision, and it's vinyl.

When I die, I wish to be buried with my record collection...

It will be my Vinyl resting place


I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Vinyl joke, What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

A girl wants to go to the concert...

She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, "no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."

That's it; I've given up on buying CDs and MP3s. From now on, I will only buy records.

And that's vinyl.

What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering?

Vinyl Ritchie.

Did you guys hear about the globe that got pressed flat into vinyl album?

Yeah, it was a world record.

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My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl.

I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'

I made a vinyl disc with grooves in 2 minutes.

I think that's a record.

I tried to open a record/ DJ shop in Israel.

I probably shouldn't have named it Vinyl Solution.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it,

A hipster already has it on Vinyl.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Vinyl joke, What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records.

It's the vinyl countdown.

My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products.

She had clear vinyl on her furniture

You hear of the dyslexic Satanist?

They play their vinyl records forward.


Half a year ago, I've started my own vinyl records collection. I religiously spend every penny I can on vinyl

I own 2 records already.

I managed to engrave a song into a vinyl disk in under 2 minutes!

I think that's a new record

Apparently the world's fastest vinyl turntable has been built.

It's a record breaker

People under 30's never owned a vinyl record. They don't know what's like.

They don't know what's like.

They don't know what's like.

What do you call a shrub that goes around stealing vinyl and other music related accessories?

Robber Plant.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vinyl remaster jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vinyl music piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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