The Best 4 Vines Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vines jokes. There are some vines cabernet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vines grape vine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vines Jokes and Puns

A young boy wants to buy a tomato...

He approaches the farmer with his few pennies and asks how much that nice, red, juicy tomato would cost. The farmer replies, "35 cents."

Appearing dismayed, the child wanders down the rows of vines and finds a small, green, unappetizing tomato.

"How much for this little one, here?" he timidly asked.

"Hehe. 3 cents" the farmer replied with a chuckle.

"Great!" the boy exclaimed as he handed over his coins. "I'll be back next week to pick it up."

What kind of apes can you find swinging on vines?

GrApes

What's the difference between a banana and a banænæ?

A banænæ grows on vines.

I'll show myself out........

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vines roots jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vines tim vines piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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