Vinegar Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Vinegar puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Vinegar

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar

As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*

A truck carrying olive oil crashed into a truck carrying red wine vinegar, inside a nudist camp

First responders reported that everyone nearby was well dressed

Big truck accident

A large truck was hauling water. Next thing I know, a truck hauling vinegar smashed into the water truck. It was very loud, all I could hear was a large *douche*!

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar

Now I'm really in a pickle.

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom...

I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced

I asked a blonde why was she spraying vinegar on her face.

I do it so I won't be so basic, she replied.

I really dislike the "N" word...

I don't even like saying vinegar.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?


A man was arrested today after he beat a woman half to death with a bag of chips

Police are calling it assault and vinegar.

Why did Mother Vinegar let her daughter date Moldy Melon?

Because he was well cultured.

Why does Miss Piggy douche with sugar and vinegar?

Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

What is the sourest type of fish?

The Vine*GAR*.

Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like vinegar.

"May I have some vinegar?"

"Sorry, we don't serve racists here."

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar

The white guy sits down with the black guy and asks "Hey could you pass me the Vinegar?". The black guy responds with "What's a Vin?"

If two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, ones scarring water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make?


My neighborhood is so politically correct...

...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar.

You are such a douchebag...

That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.

I don't like vinegar.

It's racist.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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