Vinegar Jokes
39 vinegar jokes and hilarious vinegar puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about vinegar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Who doesn't love a good vinegar joke? From apple cider vinegar to balsamic vinegar and even ketchup, this article will have you laughing out loud comparing the differences between each type of vinegar. Get ready to learn the mus of merging vinegar jokes into your daily conversations.
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Funniest Vinegar Short Jokes
Short vinegar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vinegar humour may include short vodka jokes also.
- A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*
- A truck carrying olive oil crashed into a truck carrying red wine vinegar, inside a nudist camp First responders reported that everyone nearby was well dressed
- My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom... I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.
- A man was arrested today after he beat a woman half to death with a bag of chips Police are calling it assault and vinegar.
- I asked a blonde why was she spraying vinegar on her face. I do it so I won't be so basic, she replied.
- A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar The white guy sits down with the black guy and asks "Hey could you pass me the Vinegar?". The black guy responds with "What's a Vin?"
- Why are cucumbers always so stressed when put in vinegar? They know that they will inevitably be in a pickle
- Why did the man take a bath in Vinegar? self-preservation.
Why was his wife upset?
She didn't like pickles.
[edited to change horrible wording] - With all the racism talk going around I thought I would do my part to put a stop to it. I am no longer going to use the word "Vinegar" at work because it sounds slightly racist.
- My neighborhood is so politically correct... ...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar.
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Vinegar One Liners
Which vinegar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vinegar? I can suggest the ones about liquor and apple cider.
- What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar
- what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
- If you don't like vinegar, but you use it anyway... You'll have...... vinaigrette.
- I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar Now I'm really in a pickle.
- What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid.
- What is the sourest type of fish? The Vine*GAR*.
- Why did Mother Vinegar let her daughter date Moldy Melon? Because he was well cultured.
- I really dislike the "N" word... I don't even like saying vinegar.
- "May I have some vinegar?" "Sorry, we don't serve racists here."
- I don't like vinegar. It's racist.
- Time flies like an arrow But fruit flies like vinegar.
- My dyslexia is getting worse... Last night I spent ages looking for my wife's vinegar.
- How do you keep a bottle of wine from turning into vinegar? Drink it.
- What do you call a half black half Vietnamese guy? A Vinegar.
- Say vinegar slowly You're a racist
Howlingly Hilarious Vinegar Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about vinegar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whiskey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vinegar pranks.
Big truck accident
A large truck was hauling water. Next thing I know, a truck hauling vinegar smashed into the water truck. It was very loud, all I could hear was a large *d**...*!
Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar d**...?
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
A spill
While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base
Why does Miss Piggy d**... with sugar and vinegar?
Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.
What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?
d**...!!!
Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.
Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.
It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced
If two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, ones scarring water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make?
d**...!!!!!
You are such a d**......
That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.
