The Best 31 Vinegar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vinegar jokes. There are some vinegar diffrence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vinegar douche puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vinegar Jokes and Puns

If two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, ones scarring water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make?


My neighborhood is so politically correct...

...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar.

With all the racism talk going around I thought I would do my part to put a stop to it.

I am no longer going to use the word "Vinegar" at work because it sounds slightly racist.

Vinegar joke, With all the racism talk going around I thought I would do my part to put a stop to it.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?


What do you call a half black half Vietnamese guy?

A Vinegar.

I really dislike the "N" word...

I don't even like saying vinegar.

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

Vinegar joke, What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

A man was arrested today after he beat a woman half to death with a bag of chips

Police are calling it assault and vinegar.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

Why did Mother Vinegar let her daughter date Moldy Melon?

Because he was well cultured.

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Why does Miss Piggy douche with sugar and vinegar?

Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

What is the sourest type of fish?

The Vine*GAR*.

I asked a blonde why was she spraying vinegar on her face.

I do it so I won't be so basic, she replied.

How do you keep a bottle of wine from turning into vinegar?

Drink it.

Why did the man take a bath in Vinegar?


Why was his wife upset?

She didn't like pickles.

[edited to change horrible wording]

Vinegar joke, Why did the man take a bath in Vinegar?

My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom...

I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.

Big truck accident

A large truck was hauling water. Next thing I know, a truck hauling vinegar smashed into the water truck. It was very loud, all I could hear was a large *douche*!

A truck carrying olive oil crashed into a truck carrying red wine vinegar, inside a nudist camp

First responders reported that everyone nearby was well dressed

Why are cucumbers always so stressed when put in vinegar?

They know that they will inevitably be in a pickle

My dyslexia is getting worse...

Last night I spent ages looking for my wife's vinegar.

I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar

Now I'm really in a pickle.

Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like vinegar.

You are such a douchebag...

That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.

I don't like vinegar.

It's racist.

"May I have some vinegar?"

"Sorry, we don't serve racists here."

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar

The white guy sits down with the black guy and asks "Hey could you pass me the Vinegar?". The black guy responds with "What's a Vin?"

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar

As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced

If you don't like vinegar, but you use it anyway...

You'll have...... vinaigrette.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vinegar brine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vinegar smoothie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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