Vine Jokes

• Short Vine Jokes
• Vine One Liners
• Tim Vine Jokes
• Grape Vine Jokes
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Funniest Vine Short Jokes

Short vine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vine humour may include short vent jokes also.

1. I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again.
   
2. Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up:
   Tarzan: "Who greased the vine?"
3. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.
4. My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'.
5. I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said 'how flexible are you?'
   I said 'I can't make Wednesdays.'
   
6. So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
   
7. A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!
8. Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week.
9. I saw a street performer playing Dancing Queen on a Didgeridoo yesterday... And I thought, that's ABBAriginal.
10. So I said to this bloke "I'm gonna open a shop in Saudi Arabia" He said "*Dubai?*", and I said, "*yep, and sell*".

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Vine One Liners

Which vine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vine? I can suggest the ones about vice and deer.

1. What does Tarzan falling to his death have in common with Millenials? I miss Vine.
2. I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I just got Bronze.
3. I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine
4. I've decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
5. Why does Tarzan travel by vine? Because he can't drive a stick.
6. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
7. Remember Vine? It's ok if you don't It lasted about six seconds
8. Crime in lifts. Its wrong on so many levels
9. I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today... It was just gathering dust.
10. What kind of apes can you find swinging on vines? GrApes
11. A grape falls off a vine and dries... Everything happens for a raisin.
12. Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine.
13. ^Lizard ^^lizard^^^lizard Is there a gecko in here?
14. If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine.
15. Ajit Pai walks out of a bar.. With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.

Tim Vine Jokes

Here is a list of funny tim vine jokes and even better tim vine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man asked me for a lift the other day. As I drove away I called back to him, 'Go for it, the world's your oyster!'

Grape Vine Jokes

Here is a list of funny grape vine jokes and even better grape vine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says "BREATHE!"

Laughter Vine Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about vine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vine pranks.