Vincent Van Gogh Jokes

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1. I asked Vincent van gogh to get me 6 eggs from the store, he came back with three... Forgot he can only hear half of what I'm saying
2. Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint… His mate Gauguin walks in to the bar and says,
   Hi Vinny, fancy a beer?
   Vincent says,
   No thanks , I've got one 'ere… .
3. What quality did Vincent Van Gogh have that would have made him a good counsellor? He had the quality of lending an ear.
4. Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. "Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."
   "What?"
5. You know that fair maiden that Vincent van Gogh gave his ear to? I heard it was for the illustrious ghost, Mary the 1st of England.
6. Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Vincent Van Gogh One Liners

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1. What did mike tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?
2. What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot? Where did my van gogh
3. Did you hear the one about Vincent's Van Gogh? Neither did he.
4. What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh
5. Why did Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear? He was hungry.
6. What killed Vincent van Gogh? He had a Sev Ear Infection.
7. Why did Vincent never learn to drive? He didn't know how to make the van Gogh..
8. Vincent van Gogh called… He wants his ear back… so that he can hear you on the telephone.

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