The Best 12 Vincent Van Gogh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vincent Van Gogh jokes. There are some vincent van gogh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vincent van gogh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vincent Van Gogh Jokes and Puns

What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh??

You gonna eat that?

I asked Vincent van gogh to get me 6 eggs from the store, he came back with three...

Forgot he can only hear half of what I'm saying

Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint…

His mate Gauguin walks in to the bar and says,
Hi Vinny, fancy a beer?
Vincent says,
No thanks , I've got one 'ere… .

Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Where did my van gogh


Van Gogh Family

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

Did you hear the one about Vincent's Van Gogh?

Neither did he.

Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend.

"Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."

"What?"

You know that fair maiden that Vincent van Gogh gave his ear to?

I heard it was for the illustrious ghost, Mary the 1st of England.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Why did Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear?

He was hungry.

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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