The Best 26 Vincent Jokes

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What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh??

You gonna eat that?

I asked Vincent van gogh to get me 6 eggs from the store, he came back with three...

Forgot he can only hear half of what I'm saying

Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price

I learned this on a price comparison site.

Vincent joke, Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price

Vincent, did it hurt when you lost you ear?

No, I cut it off in One Gogh.

Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint…

His mate Gauguin walks in to the bar and says,
Hi Vinny, fancy a beer?
Vincent says,
No thanks , I've got one 'ere… .


Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Where did my van gogh

Vincent joke, What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Van Gogh Family

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend.

"Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."

"What?"

My wife says I give preference to one of our two children.

I don't know if she means Vincent or that other kid.

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent: You don't know my father.

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Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?

Me: to Bait hoe, Vin.

Jan Michael Vincent died a month ago.

Luckily there are 7 more.

Hear about the famous chain-smoking Dutch painter?

Vincent Van Cough

A Poem

I dug.

Alice dug.

Vincent dug.

Dad dug.

My sister dug.

I know its not a good poem, but it rhymes and its really deep.

(A friend just texted me this. I thought it was funny.)

Vincent Price's Stance on Abortion

"Morally, I'm against it. But if one is happening, I like to watch."

-Bill Hader as Vincent Price on the commentary track for Knocked Up

Vincent joke, Vincent Price's Stance on Abortion

What painter was always sick?

Vincent Van *cough*

You know that fair maiden that Vincent van Gogh gave his ear to?

I heard it was for the illustrious ghost, Mary the 1st of England.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh


I wrote a short story about a Post-Impressionist Dutch painter who only made visual jokes...

The painter's name: Vincent van Gag

Who was the most popular vampiric artist?

Vincent Fang Gogh!

What did Ernest Vincent Wright say when he was challenged to write a book without the letter E?

"What a novel idea!"

What do you call a one eared rodent?

Vincent Van Gopher

Why did Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear?

He was hungry.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

Only Vincent responded.

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