Vince Jokes
17 vince jokes and hilarious vince puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vince that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vince Short Jokes
Short vince jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vince humour may include short carter jokes also.
- Did you hear that Vince Gilligan (of Breaking Bad fame) is now working for Nickelodeon? The first show he's signed on to do is The Adventures of Skinny Pete & Pete
- To be fair Hillary once took someone's speech. Afterward Vince Foster didn't walk much either.
- Vince Lombardi once said "inches make champions" My girlfriend likes to remind me that his statement is plural.
- How many Vince McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Lightbulb s**... lightbulb
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Vince One Liners
Which vince one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vince? I can suggest the ones about sly and pascal.
- What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince
- Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
- Vince McMahon opened a fitness center in the memory of r**... Savage. The Slim Gym
Amusing Vince Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about vince you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean retired jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vince pranks.
I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:
Nelly
Erika Badu
Vanilla Ice
Eminem
Rhianna
Green Day
Oasis
Nirvana
Nine inch Nails
Aerosmith
George Strait
Ilene Woods
Vince Gill
Enya
Yoko ono
Otis Redding
U2
Uncle Kracker
Pappa Roach
It is okay if you disagree just let me know, but first read the first letter of each line only.
Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price
I learned this on a price comparison site.
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.
Vincent, did it hurt when you lost you ear?
No, I cut it off in One Gogh.
Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint…
His mate Gauguin walks in to the bar and says,
Hi Vinny, fancy a beer?
Vincent says,
No thanks , I've got one 'ere… .
What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?
Where did my van gogh
Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?
Me: to Bait h**..., Vin.
Vincent Price's Stance on Abortion
"Morally, I'm against it. But if one is happening, I like to watch."
-Bill Hader as Vincent Price on the commentary track for Knocked Up
What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?
Lamb Gogh
