The Best 6 Vinaigrette Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vinaigrette jokes. There are some vinaigrette lettuce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vinaigrette slaw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vinaigrette Jokes and Puns

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

You guys ever heard of Murphy's law?

Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.

You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.

If you don't like vinegar, but you use it anyway...

You'll have...... vinaigrette.

You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

What is the law that requires cabbage to be shredded and covered in a vinaigrette?

Cole's Law


What did the depressed French vinaigrette say?

"I've lost ze huile d'olive!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vinaigrette cabbage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vinaigrette condiment piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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