Vin Diesel Jokes
32 vin diesel jokes and hilarious vin diesel puns to laugh out loud. Read celebrity jokes about vin diesel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vin Diesel Short Jokes
Short vin diesel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vin diesel humour may include short diesel jokes also.
- Did you know that Vin Diesel only eats two meals a day to keep in shape for making movies? Breakfast and breakfurious
- What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall? He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
- Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted
- Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks
- Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar
- They've announced a new Chronicles of Riddick movie without Vin Diesel.... ...which is just Riddickless.
- What is Vin Diesel's l**... style? Pitch Black, Multi-f**..., x**... and Fast and Furious.
- Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, l**..., and Vin Diesel.
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Vin Diesel One Liners
Which vin diesel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vin diesel? I can suggest the ones about car engine and fuel.
- I'm going to develop a biofuel made from grapes And call it Vin Diesel.
- Why didn't they ever stop for gas in the Fast and Furious movies? They had Vin Diesel.
- Why does Vin Diesel get hangry? The fast makes him furious.
- Vin Diesel is back as Xander Cage in TedXXX
- What kind of fuel does the Fast and the Furious cast use Vin Diesel
- What is Vin Diesel's favorite Disney movie? Beauty and the Fast and the Furious
- What does Vin Diesel put in his car? Petrol
- Which cast member of The Fast and the Furious has the worst taste in wine? Vin Diesel
- Why no Fast and Furious character goes to gas station? Because they have Vin Diesel.
- What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like?
Vinegar. - Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel
Happy Vin Diesel Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about vin diesel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean engine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vin diesel pranks.
Vin Diesel was riding his bike at the speed of light when a man asked him for a lift.
Vin Diesel stopped for him to hop on and continued riding at the speed of light.
After a while the man asked.
Man: "So what's your name?"
Vin: "Cin Diesel"
Man: "Don't you mean Vin Diesel?"
Vin: "No it's Cin Diesel"
Man: "But why?"
Vin: "Because at the speed of light c=v"
Vin Diesel pulled up next to me at a light the other day
Shocked, I saw him motion for me to roll down my window. I did and he said to me:
"You know what I put in my car?"
"Gas?" I replied.
"Diesel" he said and then he sped off.
Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
