Villain Jokes
58 villain jokes and hilarious villain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about villain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with our round-up of the funniest Disney villain jokes and Ek Villain storyline gags. From The Incredibles to Maleficent, these jokes are sure to bring out your inner badass.
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Funniest Villain Short Jokes
Short villain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The villain humour may include short bad guy jokes also.
- I told my sister that if you rearrange the letters in 'vanilla' you get 'pirate' Her: no you don't
Me: yes, 'a villain' with a missing i.
Note: true story - Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever
- A hero without a villain becomes useless. A villain without a hero becomes.. The government.
- I forgot - what's the name of that two-faced villain, something "dent"? Never mind, I was able to remember. It is President.
- Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting.
- I work part time at a liquor store, and as a super-villain They call me, *the menace to sobriety*
- Yesterday I heard someone complain that there is no lesbian representation in marvel Which makes no sense because the shocker has been a spiderman villain for years
- If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself.
- You either die young enough to be remembered as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Just ask Jean-Claude Van Damme
- Who is D.C. Movies most dangerous villain? Mr. Reboot
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Villain One Liners
Which villain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with villain? I can suggest the ones about bad man and superhero.
- Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain is Rotten Tomatoes.
- If a villain wanted to kill Antman and wasp…. Would they call in the SWAT team?
- What do you call a snarky villain walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending
- Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA
- What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off Oh no I've been defeeted
- What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist
- Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? Because he won the No-Belle Prize
- What horror villain is best at saving money? Pennywise
- French Navy can defeat any anime villain They can just use the Power of French Ship
- decepticon are the worst kind of villains They're transphobic
- What's Fat Albert's super villain alias? Fatal Bert.
- What do you call a Spiderman villain who eats a lot? Green Gobblin'.
- Which movie villain works at the abortion clinic? The Terminator.
- Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety? Loki
- 2021 super villain names be like Yung Riddler, Red $kull, Jeff Bezos
Disney Villain Jokes
Here is a list of funny disney villain jokes and even better disney villain puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who do you get when you cross a large pair of scissors and a Disney villain? Shear Khan.
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What funny jokes about villain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean protagonist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make villain pranks.
The intelligent dog
Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero's escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued.
Excuse me, she said, tapping Roxy's owner on the shoulder, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it!
Yes, he's surprised me, too, said the owner. He hated the book.
Did you hear about the s**... Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!
What do you call an ant sized villain?
The *ant*agonist.
Oldest YOUR MOM Joke
CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
an e**... soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.
Have you heard of the villain store renovated to a hero store?
I'm glad the villain store closed for good.
I'm not sure which super villain I want to be for Halloween yet
Right now it's between The Joker and the white privileged male.
I'm considering becoming a Full Time Super Villain...
Just can't seem to be good at anything these days.
Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
There is a hero that is a Llama
He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama
What do you call a Mexican Biblical Villain?
Poncho Pilate
Many people consider scaramanga to be the best James Bond villain of all time.
I've always preferred scara anime.
Why would a Batman villain be disguised as a nurse?
To Poison IV!
Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
I have the power to heal others. I am a villain. Who am I?
The American healthcare system.
Which Batman villain was excluded from "The Snap?"
Two-Face, he's perfectly balanced.
What did the villainous sentient fern say?
I AM Bush.
The roads were so bad after this weekend's snowstorm I was the villain from The King And I...
I was crawlin' home
If Caitlyn Jenner wanted to play a marvel villain, what would she be called?
Tranos.
What do you call a kirby villain who sells c**..., and plays Dungeons & Dragons?
King Dedede the DD who plays D&D.
A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie
Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?
Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds
Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
* Rated G - the prince gets the girl.
* Rated PG - the hero gets the girl.
* Rated R - the villain gets the girl.
* Rated X - everyone gets the girl!
