The Best 48 Villain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Villain jokes. There are some villain franchise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these villain blockbuster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Villain Jokes and Puns

"I got this idea for a new Cyberpunk 2077 villain. His name is Claws."

"Because of his hands?"
"That and because he's German."

"The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."

"Javier Bardem?"

"No, but I will if he does it again."

The intelligent dog

Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero's escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued.
Excuse me, she said, tapping Roxy's owner on the shoulder, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it!
Yes, he's surprised me, too, said the owner. He hated the book.

Villain joke, The intelligent dog

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain


Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident?

Deathstroke.

If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?

Stop hitting yourself.

Villain joke, If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?

What do you call an ant sized villain?

The *ant*agonist.

Oldest YOUR MOM Joke

CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

an explosion soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.

Have you heard of the villain store renovated to a hero store?

I'm glad the villain store closed for good.

What do you call a very small villain?

The Antagonist

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Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president.

We need Batman now more than ever

A hero without a villain becomes useless. A villain without a hero becomes..

The government.

I'm not sure which super villain I want to be for Halloween yet

Right now it's between The Joker and the white privileged male.

I'm considering becoming a Full Time Super Villain...

Just can't seem to be good at anything these days.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Villain joke, Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

What's Fat Albert's super villain alias?

Fatal Bert.

Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety?

Loki


Villain: You can run but you can't hide.

Me: Now that's where you are wrong. I can't do either.

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

Who do you get when you cross a large pair of scissors and a Disney villain?

Shear Khan.

What do you call a snarky villain walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a Mexican Biblical Villain?

Poncho Pilate

Many people consider scaramanga to be the best James Bond villain of all time.

I've always preferred scara anime.

Why would a Batman villain be disguised as a nurse?

To Poison IV!

Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?

Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.

Did you guys see who they cast as the villain in the upcoming aquaman movie?

They finally got a black manta play him

I have the power to heal others. I am a villain. Who am I?

The American healthcare system.

Which Batman villain was excluded from "The Snap?"

Two-Face, he's perfectly balanced.

What did the villainous sentient fern say?

I AM Bush.

My friend asked me if my favorite spaceman was the villain from Superman 2 or the first man on the moon. I told him:

"Neil before Zod"

There is one villain Iron Man could never be mad at.

He finds Magneto just too darn attractive.

Who's the most villain superhero?

Hu-Man

Yesterday I heard someone complain that there is no lesbian representation in marvel

Which makes no sense because the shocker has been a spiderman villain for years

The roads were so bad after this weekend's snowstorm I was the villain from The King And I...

I was crawlin' home

The universe's greatest villain acquired his sixth Infinity Stone, and in the snap of a finger...

...half the NFL's fans stopped caring.

If Caitlyn Jenner wanted to play a marvel villain, what would she be called?

Tranos.

What do you call a Kirby villain who sells cocaine, and plays Dungeons & Dragons?

King Dedede the DD who plays D&D.

Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain

is Rotten Tomatoes.

Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones?

Cobra Commander

Who is D.C. Movies most dangerous villain?

Mr. Reboot

What horror villain is best at saving money?

Pennywise

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key

What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off

Oh no I've been defeeted

I forgot - what's the name of that two-faced villain, something "dent"?

Never mind, I was able to remember. It is President.

Which movie villain works at the abortion clinic?

The Terminator.

What do you call a Spiderman villain who eats a lot?

Green Gobblin'.

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