The Best 7 Village Idiot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Village Idiot jokes. There are some village idiot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these village idiot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Village Idiot Jokes and Puns

My town is so small...

the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor.

2 village idiots are walking...

...in the woods in December. They spend long hours there, seemingly looking at the trees. As time goes by, they argue more and more. Finally, at sunset, one tells the other:

"Look, I don't care if the next one doesn't have any decorations, we're taking it for Christmas!"

My poor town

Was attacked years ago by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Only one person made it out alive, unfortunately it was the village idiot...

The village idiot died of hypothermia at the movie drive-in theater.

He had gone to see the film "CLOSED FOR WINTER"

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.


Gosa, the village idiot

This is a joke my Egyptian friend told me a couple years back

Gosa, the village idiot, is walking along the banks of the Nile when Abdullah sees him and calls across from the other side

'Gosa, the Nile is wide and mighty, and the nearest crossing is miles away, how did you get to the other side?'

Gosa, with a smile on his face, replies

'But my dear friend Abdullah, you ARE on the other side!'

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the village idiot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working village idiot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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