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Villa One Liners
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- Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there. - Life... is made up by little things: a small villa, a small yacht, a small fortune
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A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates
A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates
St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their homes.
For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. "Thank you," the ecstatic taxi driver said.
Anticipating an even bigger mansion, the priest was dismayed when they arrived at a small 1-bedroom apartment.
"St. Peter, I'm a little puzzled," the priest began. "As a clergyman, I devoted decades of my life solely to serving the Lord. How come the taxi driver got a villa, and for me, only a small apartment?"
St. Peter smiled. "Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
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My Wife won't like it
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very s**... and persuasive... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!"
Village Competition
Tomorrow our village is having it's annual Innuendo competition
I might enter my friend's sister.
Soviet joke my grandpa told me
Brezhnev is showing his mother how well he has done. He shows her his suite in the Kremlin, his country house with a fully stocked kitchen, his Black Sea villa, his limousine. She says: 'This is all really nice...but what will you do if the Bolsheviks come back?'
If a villain wanted to kill Antman and wasp….
Would they call in the SWAT team?
Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path!
Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.
Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut.
After I left, they were humming my praises.
In our Village
We don't have a Town Drunk. We all take turns.
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It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
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What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off
Oh no I've been defeeted
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A village of mathematical functions is slumbering
when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to s**... the poor exponential.
The village people asked all the wrong questions
I mean... Why not MCA?
Our village has a lady lumberjack
Every time I see her I get wood
What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?
No Gnus is Good News!
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident.
The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein?
Because he was a Jew.
The village idiot died of hypothermia at the movie drive-in theater.
He had gone to see the film "CLOSED FOR WINTER"
What did the villainous sentient fern say?
I AM Bush.
Villain: You can run but you can't hide.
Me: Now that's where you are wrong. I can't do either.
With the help of the villagers, Mike who fell into the well finally ....
adapted to live underground.
There's a new exhibit planned in the next few days at the museum of revolutionary leaders said a press release
There are many leaders being honoured, from Pancho Villa to Simon Bolivar. To get the exhibit ready in record time, dedicated crews have been assigned to each figure, and they're all going to work double shifts, day and night.Well... almost all, there is one exception, you can only make Che when the sun shines.
Who's the most villain superhero?
Hu-Man
There is one villain Iron Man could never be mad at.
He finds Magneto just too darn attractive.
What does villain put on his bed?
Badclothes
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