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Short vill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vill humour may include short village jokes also.

  1. 62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital "Loo-uh-vul", while 38% say "Loo-ee-ville". Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
  2. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville? Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.
  3. Wanna see my impression of a German shepherd? "*ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!* YOU SHEEPS *VILL* GO INTO ZE PASTURE, UND YOU *VILL* HAVE A GOOD TIME!"
  4. How many Gestapo agents does it take to change a lightbulb? VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!!!!
    Courtesy of my brain throwing up random memories from primary school
  5. Why was Villkommen the best german soldier? Because if you sound the alarm, he vill komm en see what's wrong!
  6. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort.
  7. My wife asked me to put away the Dr. Seuss books yeah, it is kind of annoying but if I don't do it then who ville?
  8. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Loo-uh-vuhl? Actually it's pronounced Frankfurt

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Vill One Liners

Which vill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vill? I can suggest the ones about hamlet and parish.

  1. I raised money for charity by dressing up as Cruella De Ville. I had 101 donations.
  2. How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville? It's Frankfort.

Vill joke, How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about vill can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of vill puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Vill Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about vill you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean burg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make vill prank.

A German tourist jumped into a freezing river to save my dog.

After he climbed out, he said. "Here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine."
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

"Vet?" He said. "I'm b**... soaking."

The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice

His new apprentice was willing to work long, hard hours.
One day he instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith.

Best Read with a German Accent (Warning: Holocaust Joke)

One day during the war, h**... gathered his top advisers to hold a top secret meeting. He said "Ok, tomorrow ve vill kill 1,000 Jews and three hamsters". His advisors looked at one another, and one said, "But h**..., vhy ze three hamsters". h**... smiled at his advisers and replied, "You see, no one cares about ze jews!"

A village idiot walks into a library

He goes to the librarian and says, "Ma'am, I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare."
The librarian says, "Sure, hon. Which one?"
The idiot says, "William".

Village Competition

Tomorrow our village is having it's annual Innuendo competition
I might enter my friend's sister.

If a villain wanted to kill Antman and wasp….

Would they call in the SWAT team?

Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path!

Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.

Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut.

After I left, they were humming my praises.

2 village idiots are walking...

...in the woods in December. They spend long hours there, seemingly looking at the trees. As time goes by, they argue more and more. Finally, at sunset, one tells the other:
"Look, I don't care if the next one doesn't have any decorations, we're taking it for Christmas!"

Black guy and Jewish Genie

A black man is walking along the beach one day, when he finds a bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Jewish Genie.
"I vill grant you 3 vishes"
Without hesitating, the man says "I wanna be White, Tight, and out of sight!"
*p**...*
He turns into a t**... ....

What's the moral of the story?
You never get anything from a Jew, without a string attached.

In our Village

We don't have a Town Drunk. We all take turns.

The village blacksmith found an apprentice willing to work long and hard.

The blacksmith told the boy, "When I take the shoes out of the fire, I'll lay them on the anvil, and when I nod my head, hit it with the hammer." The apprentice did as he was told.
Now he's the village blacksmith.

It might take a village to raise a child...

but it only takes a viking to raze a village.

What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off

Oh no I've been defeeted

A village of mathematical functions is slumbering

when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to s**... the poor exponential.

Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!

Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.

The village people asked all the wrong questions

I mean... Why not MCA?

Our village has a lady lumberjack

Every time I see her I get wood

An elderly Jewish sage walks into the post office and hands the clerk a thick envelope to mail.

The clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, buy this envelope is too heavy. You'll need to put another stamp on it."
"Vaht, and you think adding another stamp vill make it any lighter?"

Two German explorers

Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.
Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?
The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.
Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross
Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.
Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?
Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge

Ruth went to her doctor for a check up

The doctor told her, "You have a fissure in your u**..., and if you ever have a baby it would be a miracle."
When she arrived home, Ruth told her husband "You vouldn't belief it. I vent to the doctah and he said to me 'You haf a fish in your u**... and if you haf a baby it vill be a mackerel."

What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?

No Gnus is Good News!

[ True Story / Legend ] A group of guys walk by Arnold working out on Venice beach..

One of the guys says "Look at this guy, I would never want to be that big".
To which Arnold replys, "Goode because you neva vill", as he finishes a pump.

The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident.

The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.

Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?

Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.

Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein?

Because he was a Jew.

The village idiot died of hypothermia at the movie drive-in theater.

He had gone to see the film "CLOSED FOR WINTER"

What did the villainous sentient fern say?

I AM Bush.

Vill joke, What did the villainous sentient fern say?

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