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Funniest Viii Short Jokes

Short viii jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The viii humour may include short jokes also.

1. Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
   Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
   Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
2. King henry viii had six wives. He beheaded two of them. Those were his axe wives.
   (this joke is courtesy of my father)
3. How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room? Amble in
   (Anne Boyeyn)
   I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
4. My wife said I should be treating her like a queen... I said, only if I can be King Henry the VIII.
5. Did you know King Henry VIII had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey? It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
6. I saw a man on the street dressed as Henry VIII. He was sitting on the sidewalk asking people for money.
   I thought, that can't be right; beggars can't be Tudors?
7. Why didn't 2 of King Henry the VIII's wives give him any head? They didn't have any head to give
8. My girlfriend and I stole some Henry VIII posters from a second-hand shop. It was a great free-king time.
9. If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.
10. During the reign of Henry the VIII, what was the favorite game at Windsor Castle? Queen for a day!

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Viii One Liners

Which viii one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with viii? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. What happened to king Henry the VIII's wife's head? (removed)
2. What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed.
3. Why did Henry VIII fail his classes? Because he lost all his Tudors.
4. Why couldn't Henry VIII breath? He had no heir.
5. When Henry VIII has trouble in school, what does he do? He hires a Tudor.
6. Why did Henry VIII call an AC repairman? He wanted air to the throne.
7. Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
8. What did Henry VIII say to his wife? Easier dead than son, huh
9. What was Henry VIII's favorite sport? Anne Bowlin'
10. Henry VIII's wife is covered in bite marks Because he's Tudor
11. Finally got the Xbox One X Now I'm waiting for the other VIII to come.
12. Episode VIII Spoiler Leia dies
13. What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo.
14. Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with? Anne Boleyn's.
15. What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein.

Henry Viii Jokes

Here is a list of funny henry viii jokes and even better henry viii puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "How do I remember all of Henry VIII's wives?" my son asked. "There's an easy way," I replied. "Yes, yes, no, maybe when drunk, no, from behind."

Viii Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about viii you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make viii pranks.