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- My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
- My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver
- Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
- I really wanted to watch the International origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view.
- So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer.
- Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.
- If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
- My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm.
- Today, my teacher asked me how I view lesbian relationships Apparently, in Full HD was not the right answer
- What do alcoholics and chemists have in common? They both view alcohol as a solution.
I'll see my self out......
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- Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battlefield
- Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So that they can watch the battle.
- Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog.
- What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961
- I was recently asked how I view lesibians. Apparently in HD isn't the right answer.
- Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon? Great view, but no atmosphere.
- Why do fishermen get so many views on YouTube? Clickbait
- What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh.
- I wanted to watch the world Origami Championship on TV. But it was only on paper view
- Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships. So I said in full HD.
- What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views? A Thoreau pillow.
- Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
- Have you heard about that new TV program about origami? It's paper view...
- I got asked how i view lesbian relationships Apparently in HD wasnt the right answer
- Why do French tanks come equipped with rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle.
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4 different views of a tunnel
PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel.
REALIST: A train.
TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
The other day my European friend ask me about our views on l**... in this country.
Apparently, "usually in HD" was not the answer she was looking for
P.S sorry english not my native language
I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario
Or if they just see the world in black and white.
I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia.
I said they all look the same to me.
What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views.
And the other group is ISIS.
I hate to admit it but my views on life in the arctic
are very polarised.
I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook.
What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races?
A feminist
What changes the more popular it gets
Hillary Clinton's views
What are your views on abortion?
I'm undecided.
On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice.
Last year 52 Americans were shot by people who barely speak english, have no marketable skills, and are prone to angry outburst based on their views...
...toddlers are the worst.
Me and my Girlfriend just broke up
We had different views on history, I wanted to h**... and she was just Stalin.
What were the political views of the librarian?
She wanted open borders.
My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged?
I'm forum.
I just conducted a survey.
I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality.
What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?
"It's a phenomena (do doo do d**...)"
I hear that everyone loves it when you share your political views, so this is what I stand for...
the national anthem, old people on the bus and if someone yells "your chair is on fire"
What is a rich person's opinion of a poor person's views about money?
It's noncents
When it comes to gay s**..., I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting
So I might try m**... style with him instead
How come newspapers make so much money?
Because they make money off Paper Views
People want to boycott brands because of political and religious views
I just want to be able to afford those brands.
I uploaded a video to YouTube of me filming around my windowless house.
Zero views.
Have you heard about the defused bomb that's known for its extreme white nationalist views?
It's bang out of order.
You know...
My views on gradients are slowly changing.
What is a dead body called?
Views
Descartes wasn't so sure of his views
His most famous quote starts with "I think"
What do you call a pair of conjoined hebrew twins with far left political views?
An SJ Double Jew
My friend got mad on my views on l**......
...apparently "in HD" isn't an opinion.
My brother recently came out of the closet.
I had been raised side by side with this man for my entire life. The whole experience has really opened up my eyes and made me reevaluate my views on homosexuality. Maybe I DO hate the g**......
Why did Drake go to jail when he released his album "Views?"
Because everyone agreed that he killed all the tracks.
Why don't Democrats mind staying in hotel rooms with no windows?
Because they couldn't care less about other people's views.
The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person
Dr. Strange
What does a Saudi YouTuber have ?
views or if you put it differently, wives.
What are your views on vaccines?
Personally i think they're pretty sick.
Enjoying the views...
You: So..did you enjoy your trip to the Swiss Alps?
Me: Yes, it was amazing.
You: Did you enjoy the views?
Me: Mmm...No.
You: Why?
Me: The Mountains blocked the view.
What is the one thing Foo Fighters need when buying a home?
The best, the best, the best of views
The problem with voting based on your beliefs rather than your situation in life
Left wing girls won't date me because they don't like my views
Right wing girls won't date me because I don't have a job
Wait, I just checked with the left wing girls
They said they wouldn't date a guy with no job either
Studying abroad
It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
Trump's Twitter is like the Christian Bible
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views
A British man was talking to his friend about his views on Brexit...
"These b**... immigrants come over here. They're up to no good, right? I hate these b**... immigrants. They need to go back to where they came from."
His friend replies with "But why do you hate them so much?"
The British man replies, "I'll tell you why I hate them, I'll tell you why. It's because they're not even trying to be British. That's why. They don't even TRY to be British. They come here, and bring their own b**... culture. They bring their own food, spit their own b**... languages, try to take over the whole b**... place."
His friend replies with "Well, that sounds British to me"
How can a black man change a republican politician's views on abortion?
Get his wife pregnant
What if J.K. Rowling is playing the long game and all her outrageous and divisive views and comments are setting us up for the final where she says
But guys.... I'm J. K.
My tinder profile says
that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel.
My dates are always seem disappointed when they find out I'm a bus driver.
My life used to centre on math, additions and subtractions until I found a quote that expanded my worldview
"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 20 years of his life."
A daughter asks her father, Dad, what are your views on abortion?
Her father replies, Why don't you ask your sister.
Daughter replies, But I don't have a sister….. oh
Did you hear about the bar for West African bookstore workers with anti government views?
Liberian Libertarian Librarian Libations
Professor Stone: "To the geologist a thousand years or so are not counted as any time at all."
Man in the Audience: "Great Scott! And to think I made a temporary loan of two pounds to a man who holds such views."
Source: 1913 newspaper
