Viewing Jokes
31 viewing jokes and hilarious viewing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about viewing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Viewing Short Jokes
Short viewing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The viewing humour may include short viewed jokes also.
- My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
- My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver
- Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
- I really wanted to watch the International origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view.
- So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer.
- Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.
- If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
- My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm.
- Today, my teacher asked me how I view lesbian relationships Apparently, in Full HD was not the right answer
- What do alcoholics and chemists have in common? They both view alcohol as a solution.
I'll see my self out......
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Viewing One Liners
Which viewing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with viewing? I can suggest the ones about browsing and gazing.
- Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battlefield
- Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So that they can watch the battle.
- Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog.
- What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961
- I was recently asked how I view lesibians. Apparently in HD isn't the right answer.
- Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon? Great view, but no atmosphere.
- Why do fishermen get so many views on YouTube? Clickbait
- What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh.
- I wanted to watch the world Origami Championship on TV. But it was only on paper view
- Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships. So I said in full HD.
- What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views? A Thoreau pillow.
- Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
- Have you heard about that new TV program about origami? It's paper view...
- I got asked how i view lesbian relationships Apparently in HD wasnt the right answer
- Why do French tanks come equipped with rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle.
Cheerful Fun Viewing Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about viewing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean showing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make viewing pranks.
A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"
They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.
"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're n**... and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and Russian agreed on this point but the Russian soon raises an objection to this.
"No clothes, no shelter and they have only an apple to eat but they're told this is Paradise. They are clearly Russian"
I was viewing a house being sold by a native american
i asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'no, get your own wife'
The Garden of Eden
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're n**..., and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian."
Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.
They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!
She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!
What's worse than a fat guy with a ridiculous haircut who's brainwashed his supporters into viewing him as a god whilst having his finger on the button for nuclear warfare?...
Two fat guys with ridiculous haircuts who've brainwashed their supporters into viewing them as gods whilst having their fingers on the b**... for nuclear warfare!
[Scariest of all is that it's true :( ]
An elderly woman is holding a f**... for her recently deceased husband
After the viewing, she discusses how kind and honest of a man her husband was, how she was so sad to see him go, and she bursts into tears.
Her nephew, after consoling his mourning aunt , asks May I say a word .
Through tears she says, Of course
He takes a moment and says Plethora .
His aunt, wiping her eyes, says Thank you, that means a lot.
Final Destination
What do you call an open-casket viewing at an atheist's f**...?
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.
The f**... viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.
It's not you, it's me...
Some Asians viewing their group photos
How will Trump select his cabinet?
The Apprentice: the White House
Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.
Which film do certified shrinks enjoy viewing with their wives who can't bear children?
Honey I shrunk the kids
What program do Jedi use for viewing files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi...
Cross dressers are like complex films.
They might take more than one viewing to truly understand.
I have a collection of old Jars I can only look at when it's dark.
The Day Jar viewing was getting too repetitive.
The Day Jar viewing was getting too repetitive.
What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?
"Do you want to save those changes?"
