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I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"SΓ."
"Ja."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
So that they can watch the battle.
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
Apparently, "usually in HD" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
In Hd was not the correct answer.
There were two boys taking a walk through the woods. They eventually cam upon a nice calm river. While they are enjoying the view they notice a woman standing in the nude, bathing. Immediately after seeing her one of the boys runs back through the woods. The other boy chased him and when he catches up he asks,"Why did you run away from the river?" The boy replies,"My mom said that if I stare at naked women I will turn into stone and I felt something getting hard!"
I tried using a colander to view the eclipse.
I think I've strained my eyes.
In HD was apparently not the correct answer.
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orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.
Apparently "in HD" was not an acceptable answer.
"Hello view!" she said, looking out the window of our rented house.
I said, "I love you too..."
I'm undecided.
On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer.
While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. You'll have a beautiful view of the swan pond, he assured them.
Dad wasn't sold: Unless you're including a periscope with my casket, I don't know how I'm going to enjoy it.
i asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'no, get your own wife'
While Einstein is counting down from 100, Pascal runs and hides. Newton stands in pain view, and carefully measures out a meter square, then stands in it.
When Einstein turns around, he exclaims "Newton you're supposed to hide so I can't find you" . Newton replies "you found a Newton over a square meter, you found a Pascal"
I guess "In HD" is the wrong answer
and apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja
I said "1080p"
1961
Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...
They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
Apparently in HD isn't the right answer.
The View
They both run along the property line without distracting from the view.
The performer suddenly realizes that these men have a poor view so he gets on a small platform. "Can you all see me now?" He asks them.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"SΓ"
"Ja"
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...and I'll never think of jesus the same way again.
In High Definition apparently is not an appropriate answer.
Protects the property but doesn't spoil the view
Unless it's a rear view mirror, and you're driving a school bus
...is you get a womb with a view.
To see the battlefield
They both view alcohol as a solution.
I'll see my self out......
The act is spectacular, but the four gentlemen are having a tough time getting a good view.
The performer, by some coincidence, notices this and stands up on a large wooden box to give them a better view. He then calls out to them "Can all of you see me now?"
They each reply:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja."
The view was breathtaking
Apparently "4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
She had a womb with a view.
In HD was not the right answer
They both protect the property without disrupting the view.
Haven't looked back since.
Apparently 1080p Full Screen HD wasn't the right answer.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling. The juggler notices the 4 gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out " Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
"Do you want to save changes?"
'Yes'
'Oui'
'SΓ'
'Ja'
Apparently, in Full HD was not the right answer
Apparently, 4K Ultra HD was not the answer she was expecting,
Apparently "in 4K" was the wrong answer
After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"
Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".
Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"
While waiting for my dad, two of the school janitors came outside and started smoking a joint.
When my dad saw us, he ran into the cloud of smoke, grabbed me by the arm and shoved me into the car!
What's wrong with you? Why are you angry at ME? I protested. I didn't even do anything!
He glared at me in the rear view mirror. I will not have any daughter of mine wasting her time with high maintenance people!
Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer
Having a womb with a view.
As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view.
"So many sheep!" Watson exclaimed. "I wonder how many there were?"
"Elementary, Dear Watson. ThereΒ were 167 sheep." Sherlock calmly stated.
"Holmes, are you really telling me you managed to count them all in that brief moment?" Watson inquired.
"Don't be silly, Watson. I counted the legs and divided them by four."
American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"SΓ"
"Ja"
She asked "how do I view lesbian relationships"... Apparently "in UHD 4K" wasn't amongst the options.
Upon reflection, it really changed my view of the world.
Sadly, it's only on paper view.
Because the driver can't see jack squat in the rear view mirror.
It was pay per view
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