To see the battlefield
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
I said "1080p"
So they can see the battle.
The performer suddenly realizes that these men have a poor view so he gets on a small platform. "Can you all see me now?" He asks them.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
Unless it's a rear view mirror, and you're driving a school bus
In Hd was not the correct answer.
I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
... but it is paper view only.
They both view alcohol as a solution.
I'll see my self out......
Apparently "in HD" was the wrong answer
"I like it" I said. "Does it come with running water?"
"Fuck off" He replied. "Get your own wife."
The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar bear from the "Toonie" (two dollars) in view of its demise soon with global warming.
In the height of political correctness they will replace it with two gay deer. Instead of calling it a "toonie," it will now be called "two fucking bucks"
i asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'no, get your own wife'
Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...
While Einstein is counting down from 100, Pascal runs and hides. Newton stands in pain view, and carefully measures out a meter square, then stands in it.
When Einstein turns around, he exclaims "Newton you're supposed to hide so I can't find you" . Newton replies "you found a Newton over a square meter, you found a Pascal"
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...and I'll never think of jesus the same way again.
They both run along the property line without distracting from the view.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
The view was breathtaking
Apparently, "usually in HD" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
I guess "In HD" is the wrong answer
The zoophilic declares: "If there was a cat here, right now, I would fuck it".
The necrophiliac replies: "If there was a cat here, right now, I would fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again".
The arsonist gives his point of view: "If there was a cat here, right now, I would set it on fire, fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again"
And the masochist says: "meow".
I'm undecided.
On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice.
The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja
Apparently "4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
So that they can watch the battle.
orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.
Apparently "in HD" was not an acceptable answer.
apparently 1080p wasn't the right answer.
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
Protects the property but doesn't spoil the view
They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
...and sits down to order a drink. He notices everyone gathered around the window with view of the skyline. Bob gets up to see and notices the man at the top of the Empire State Building, about to jump. They all wait in anticipation for him to jump and he does. Right before he hits the ground he puts his feet together and the vent from the street pushes him back into the air and he lands safely. He then walks into the same bar. The men look at him in pure astonishment then Bob approaches him and says, "How the hell did you do that?!? You're perfectly fine!" the man then replies, "Right at the last second I put my feet together and the air vent at the bottom pushes me into air and lets me land safely. Try it." The man, so amazed, goes to the top of the building. Every man in the bar is watching including the bar tender. The man jumps and at the last second does what the man told him and hits the ground and is splattered on impact. Everyone in the bar is silent with disgust. The bartender then breaks the silences with, "You know, you're a real scumbag when you're drunk, Superman"
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