Vietnamese Jokes
142 vietnamese jokes and hilarious vietnamese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vietnamese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out these Vietnamese jokes! From clever puns to hilarious one-liners, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor.
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Funniest Vietnamese Short Jokes
Short vietnamese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vietnamese humour may include short culture jokes also.
- I stood in line at a Vietnamese food truck for an hour. When I finally got to the window, they were sold out and closing for the day.
What a big Pho queue. - A Vietnamese couple met on Match.com and it turns out they complement each other perfectly You might say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
- Onlyfans but it's a bunch of wholesome Vietnamese guys that you can take home to your parents and bring honor to us all. It's called: OnlyPhans
- I had to wait in line for a bowl of Vietnamese soup That's it, no joke. Don't like it? Pho queue.
- My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
- Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs
- I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.
- This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyễn-Nguyễn situation.
- My granddad went to Vietnam and singlehandedly fought and injured 30 North Vietnamese. Next year, we are vacationing somewhere else.
- So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".
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Vietnamese One Liners
Which vietnamese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vietnamese? I can suggest the ones about travel and language.
- Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst
- What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
- What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill.
- What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue
- What is a Vietnamese's favorite color? Not orange.
- I made fake Vietnamese soup. It was faux pho.
- doctor help, I have an irrational fear of Vietnamese soup. "OK, that's a Pho-bia."
- I was eating at a Vietnamese restaurant and being rowdy, so the owner had to banh mi.
- Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant and call it Pho Schnitzel
- The word is: perpetuate The question is: How do they charge you at a vietnamese deli?
- What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
- What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Bánh mì
- If two Vietnamese get married, It's usually a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
- What's the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop? 123pho5
- Some rioters just destroyed a Vietnamese restaurant. Must've been anti-pho.
Vietnamese Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny vietnamese name jokes and even better vietnamese name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A vietnamese contract killer named Pung burst into a bar and promptly murdered the 10 people inside. Pung in, ten dead.
- My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyễn-Nguyễn situation.
- Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant? - Pho King. Good food.
I know, but what was the place called? - When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
- Hey, so they opened a new vietnamese restaurant around the corner, named it Phở King, or something smart like that. Oh, no I think it's Phở Kingdom.
Hilarious Vietnamese Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about vietnamese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean history jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vietnamese pranks.
An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.
One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible
It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?
It's called "101 ways to wok your dog"
Four men walk into an upmarket bar...
One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."
What do you call a vietnamese turkey?
Gobbledy g**....
Why's it a good idea to have a t**... with 2 Vietnamese girls?
It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
What do Vietnamese historians and Southern r**... have in common?
They both care way too much about the Đức Dynasty.
What do you call a Vietnamese family reunion?
A variety of Tings
A Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Laotian, a Malaysian and a Burmese walk into a bar
The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais
What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having s**... with a Vietnamese Lady?
Nguyenning!
What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?
A great big pho queue.
Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together...
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition.
What did the Vietnamese guy text in response to the Cambodian man's hilarious joke?
LMAOS
What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?
Vietnoms
Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and n**... have in common?
They can both s**... a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.
The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it.
It's a big pho queue.
Two Vietnamese people got married
It was a Nguyen Nguyen
What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail?
Sum yung g**...
I'm so deep in the friend zone...
Even Vietnamese h**... say, "me LIKE you long time. Like a brother."
I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore.
They decided to banh mi for life.
What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?
Gang, 'Nam Style.
Why are vietnamese h**... the best?
You pay them with d**....
How do you end a prayer to the noodle God?
Ramen.
What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?
Hey, pho queue, dude
Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a p**...?
Because she likes Dongs.
How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?
Give her the d**....
I'm so crazy about those Vietnamese sandwiches...
My local shop had to ban mi.
My Vietnamese roommate is moving to Vegas (giving me a place to c**... in Vegas), and leaving behind a full bedroom set for free...
This is a real Nguyen-Nguyen situation for me.
I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...
When this guy pushes in front to place his order.
I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?
It's called Pho-Q
A Vietnamese couple were going to have a baby.
The father was really hoping for a boy, while the mother wanted a girl.
As luck would have it, they ended up having twins -- one boy and one girl.
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
A new study has shown that Vietnamese couples are the happiest of them all
because most of the time, it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation for everyone.
A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ...
"You can't be seated without a Thai."
Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese?
It's a Thai.
Did you hear about the new vietnamese restaurant?
Pho King Delicious.
What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?
The best PhoKing you'll ever know
What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant?
Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe
What happens when two Vietnamese people help each other out?
You have a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop...
To be called "I pity the Pho"
The condensed version...
A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."
A Laotian and a Vietnamese man were racing.
It ended up being a Thai!
[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.
He calls it faux-pho-phobia.
What is a Vietnamese sandwich maker's favorite pick up line?
Banh mi.
Your mom is like a Vietnamese bank.
She loves dongs.
I bought a package with pre-measured ingredients to make Vietnamese soup, but the instructions were so hard to follow I gave up.
No surprise, I guess--it was called PhoKit.
Vietnamese waiters are rude
I went to a busy Vietnamese noodle soup restaurant.
The waiter asked me to join the line.
I ask him "whaat... ?"
He pointed to the line and told me "pho queue"
Having to wait in line for Vietnamese soup...
...it's a long Pho Queue.
What do they do when I'm being disruptive at the Vietnamese sandwich shop?
Banh mi.
What do you call a picture of Vietnamese soup?
Pho art
A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog...
He grips his blade and calls out, "friend or pho?"
Why isn't anyone falling for my new Vietnamese prince email scam?
Maybe I didn't offer enough d**...?
What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't?
A phony
My Vietnamese coworker slipped and fell in a puddle of oil.
I was going to make a racist joke about it but decided against it, because that's a slippery slope.
My brother is Korean and has always wanted to sleep with a Vietnamese woman.
Apparently when you give away the d**..., you'll never Nyguen.
What do you call a t**... with two Vietnamese chicks?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
What do you call a Vietnamese woman who has a huge collection of letters?
A mail hoarder bride. I'll see myself out.
My Vietnamese friends got married recently...
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
I went to a Vietnamese soup shop and ordered their top-selling soup.
Me: Is this soup acidic?
Waitress: No, because it's pH0.
What do you call it when two Vietnamese women are fighting over you?
A nguyen-nguyen situation.
Did you hear about the Vietnamese man who won the lottery and was reunited with his lost dog on the very same day?
It was a Nguyen- Nguyen situation.
What do you call Vietnamese BBQ?
Pho Q
I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...
The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"
If you want some Vietnamese soup but there is a really long line
It's basically a big pho queue
Who do you say shut up in Vietnamese?
Say no more Pham.
