Vidi Jokes
29 vidi jokes and hilarious vidi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vidi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vidi Short Jokes
Short vidi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vidi humour may include short motto jokes also.
- A s**... donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say? "Veni, vidi, vici."
- Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the s**... club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni. - How did Caesar describe his s**... life? Vidi, Vici, Veni.
- What did the Roman p**... ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni.
- What did Julius Caesar say after s**...? Veni, vidi, veni!
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Vidi One Liners
Which vidi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vidi? I can suggest the ones about club and describe.
- I came, I saw, I died or as we say in Latin:
Veni, Vidi, Avicii. - Veni, vidi, et obliti enim veni. I came, I saw, and I forgot why I came here.
- What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni.
- Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici! Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.
- Julius Ceasar after discovering Onlyfans "Veni, Vidi, Veni"
- I came, I saw, I died Veni, Vidi, Avicii
- Sign over the door of a Roman Brothel Veni, vidi, veni.
- Modern Colonization Veni Vidi Wifi
- Veni Vidi Mingit Said every dog ever.
- Julius caesar once said :" I came , I saw ,I died " Or in Latin : Veni , Vidi , Avicii
- What did Caesar say when he saw Cleopatra? Vici, vidi, Veni.
- What did Julius Caesar say when he went to the s**... club? Veni, vidi, veni.
- What did Caesar say when he went to the w**...? Veni Vidi Veni
- What did Julius Caesar say after visiting a s**... club? Veni vidi veni
- Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan n**...
Unearthly Funniest Vidi Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about vidi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean premature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vidi pranks.
Julius Caesar goes to a nightclub with his friends
While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.
"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.
