Video Jokes
140 video jokes and hilarious video puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about video that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short video jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The video humour may include short movie jokes also.
- My 12 year old just told me a joke He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.
- How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub.
(Too soon?) - Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage! Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!
- Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards? — I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.
- Wife: "You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events" Me: "okay, I'll get out the wedding video"
- Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
- I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam.
- Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
- My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
- My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
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Video One Liners
Which video one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with video? I can suggest the ones about film and audio.
- What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
- What's a Communist's favorite video game? *Don't Starve*
- What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? Phil Ming
- What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
- YouTube keeps showing me videos of vice-presidents dancing. Must be the al gore Rhythm…
- What resolution does a racist shoot his videos in? 3K
- What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
- [OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.
- What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.
- Asked my French friend if he played any video games He said "wii"
- What do you call a video of someone's feet? Footage
- Video games are like my children. I beat them.
- Q. What's an Anti-Vaxxer's favorite video game? A. Half Life
- What do chemists like to watch on YouTube? Reaction videos.
Video Game Jokes
Here is a list of funny video game jokes and even better video game puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
- My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable - All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
- Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
- I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
- Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.
- If video games make children more violent... why do they keep losing fistfights against me?
- My friend can't decide what video game system to get for Christmas ... ... Nobody can console him.
- My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself
- When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
Music Video Jokes
Here is a list of funny music video jokes and even better music video puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons.
- Why is Sia not in her music videos? Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia
- Our priest decided to let us play video game music in church... ...but it was Contra-verse-al.
- People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
(Craig Ferguson) - Anyone dealing with a heartbreak Go Listen to Dioyngm- Wrong again on youtube music video is up Great video
- Have you seen any of Stevie Wonder's music videos? He hasn't.
- When you don't remember what's today's date Just simply go through comments on some old music videos on YouTube and i promise you will get it
- My friend sent me the music video for the most amazing song of all time... It was a GIF.
- Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers.
- Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Viral Video Jokes
Here is a list of funny viral video jokes and even better viral video puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man went viral after making a TikTok video describing how to keep cool without any air conditioning. He has a lot of fans.
- I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection it turned out to be viral.
- I made a YouTube video on diseases... It went viral.
- A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though
- It's 2023, and I still tell my subscribers on YouTube to wear a mask. Because who knows? My video could go viral.
- Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral.
I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me. - So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral
- Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral.
- If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine.
- News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application.
Video Games Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny video games day jokes and even better video games day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm not addicted to video games I just have to play 8 hours a day to stop the shaking and another 4 to stop the nose bleed
- Why did no one wants to play video-games with Jesus? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn.
- I was playing some video games the other day when I got an ache, the levels of which were the highest imaginable. Max Payne.
- What event do many schools have where people gather to play video games? eSports Day.
Hilarious Fun Video Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about video you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean photo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make video pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
I complained to my local video rental store because they only have one movie to rent.
They said, take IT or leave IT.
Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire.
Three blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would have saw it.
The Good Old Days!
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
A woman woke up in the middle of the night...
A woman woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband watching TV and shouting "Flee YOU FOOL!! Flee!!".
"what's wrong with you?" asked the wife.
he replied
"I'm just watching our wedding video"
I wanted to play video games today
but my thumbs were all opposed.
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I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish
I can't wait till they see it
Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia.
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its hilarious.
Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?
Because they have trouble taking a Wii.
My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful
My 11-year-old grandson spent
a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day!
His reply: I can only dream.
Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career.
At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.
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What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?
w**... raider
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Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a s**...-ed video?
Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up.
..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american"
Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*
Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game.
Left 4 Dead: Benghazi
I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner
It was definitely worth the transaction
Christian to an Atheist, "If God isn't real, how do you explain walking on water? Can you walk on water like Jesus?"
Atheist : Yes.
Christian : Show me a video of you walking on water.
Atheist : I don't need to. You just need to have faith that I did.
What do you call a satisfied video editor?
Content creator.
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Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."
Boyfriend: "Why?"
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a s**... thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend
My parents have been yelling at me that I'm wasting my life doing nothing but playing video games.
Luckily I have three lives left.
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.
Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
A man is watching tv and starts yelling "No! No! DONT GO IN THE CHURCH!!!"
The wife from another room asks: "honey what are you watching?"
Husband: our wedding video
A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.
"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"
His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"
A plane full of republicans had been captured by al queda
They have posted a video online saying that unless the us government pays them ten million dollars, they will start returning them, one by one
How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called "Cute"
but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
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What do you call an Asian guy with a video recorder?
Phil Ming.
I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.
It was soda-pressing
Stop with the Logan Paul jokes...
It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.
Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...
I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.
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s**... is like a video game for me.
I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.
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A s**... scene came up on the telly.
My ten-year-old son was next to me. I said, "Put your hands over your eyes."
He said, "Why!"
I said, "Just do. I didn't realise these bits made it into the wedding video."
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What do you call an unsolicited n**... video?
A d**....mov
Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world.
Bellow the video it said comments are disabled.
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Ever heard about the guy who had a f**... for broken b**... on video game controllers?
He got off to a bad start.
I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."
So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.
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Have you ever had a leg cramp ruin s**...?
I'm sitting on the chair when my cramps up and I Yelp so loud that my wife and her boyfriend stop having s**.... They look at me and say "how long have you been there?" And I say "The whole time! I'm the one making this video."
Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but...
...he was a little hoarse.
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you m**...."
She was watching our wedding video again.
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For a school video project, I was partnered with the class b**...
Wanting it to be finished as soon as possible, I told her that I would do most of the project as long as she would stay out of my way. I then realized that my computer was undergoing repairs so I asked her if she had any audio editing software. And let me tell you,
This b**... had the Audacity.
Why do you watch people play video games that you could play yourself?
Said the sports fan.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
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"Zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...
Or something shorter, like "co-vid".
What do you call a video of a duck?
A ducktape
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I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between f**... and algae
Don't forget to lichen subscribe!
What's prince zukos favorite video game?
Dishonored
What is Alabama's most popular video game?
Super Smash Brothers
Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse
I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to her dad and walk out of the chapel with my best mate
What do you call a high resolution video taken during Jesus' resurrection?
ADHD
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Learned h**... not only wrote a book, but created a video game
Mein Kraft
Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope?
Video killed the radio star.
My son video called me this morning
He said "Dad couldn't you have given me a better name than Video ?"
My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans
I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"
