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145 video jokes and hilarious video puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about video that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Video Short Jokes

Short video jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The video humour may include short movie jokes also.

  1. My 12 year old just told me a joke He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.
  2. How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub.
    (Too soon?)
  3. Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage! Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!
  4. Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards? — I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.
  5. Wife: "You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events" Me: "okay, I'll get out the wedding video"
  6. Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tear to my eyes I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.
  7. How do you make the best Harlem Shake video? You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
  8. Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
  9. I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam.
  10. Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

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Video One Liners

Which video one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with video? I can suggest the ones about film and audio.

  1. What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
  2. What is the most expensive video streaming service right now? College.
  3. What's a Communist's favorite video game? *Don't Starve*
  4. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? Phil Ming
  5. What's the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? University
  6. What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
  7. Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
  8. YouTube keeps showing me videos of vice-presidents dancing. Must be the al gore Rhythm…
  9. What resolution does a racist shoot his videos in? 3K
  10. What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
  11. [OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.
  12. What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.
  13. Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
  14. What do you call an Asian guy with a video recorder? Phil Ming.
  15. Asked my French friend if he played any video games He said "wii"

Video Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny video game jokes and even better video game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
  • My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
  • TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
  • My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
    video games, and he's taking it very hard
    He's inconsolable
  • All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
  • Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
  • I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
  • Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.
  • If video games make children more violent... why do they keep losing fistfights against me?
  • My friend can't decide what video game system to get for Christmas ... ... Nobody can console him.

Music Video Jokes

Here is a list of funny music video jokes and even better music video puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons.
  • Why is Sia not in her music videos? Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia
  • Our priest decided to let us play video game music in church... ...but it was Contra-verse-al.
  • People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
    (Craig Ferguson)
  • Anyone dealing with a heartbreak Go Listen to Dioyngm- Wrong again on youtube music video is up Great video
  • Have you seen any of Stevie Wonder's music videos? He hasn't.
  • When you don't remember what's today's date Just simply go through comments on some old music videos on YouTube and i promise you will get it
  • My friend sent me the music video for the most amazing song of all time... It was a GIF.
  • Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers.
  • Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Viral Video Jokes

Here is a list of funny viral video jokes and even better viral video puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A man went viral after making a TikTok video describing how to keep cool without any air conditioning. He has a lot of fans.
  • I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection it turned out to be viral.
  • I made a YouTube video on diseases... It went viral.
  • A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though
  • It's 2023, and I still tell my subscribers on YouTube to wear a mask. Because who knows? My video could go viral.
  • Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral.
    I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me.
  • So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral
  • Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral.
  • If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine.
  • News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application.

Video Games Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny video games day jokes and even better video games day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games? I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...
  • Next time you get mad at lag in a video game just remember... It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
  • It would be fun to play video games with Jesus at first.... But then it would take him 3 days to respawn.
  • I'm not addicted to video games I just have to play 8 hours a day to stop the shaking and another 4 to stop the nose bleed
  • Why are there no video games based around Jesus? Because he takes 3 days to respawn.
  • Why did no one wants to play video-games with Jesus? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn.
  • I was playing some video games the other day when I got an ache, the levels of which were the highest imaginable. Max Payne.
  • What event do many schools have where people gather to play video games? eSports Day.
  • Video game testing is like prostitution Somedays it can be great and just like the real thing, but most days it's a huge pain in the a**...
Video joke, Video game testing is like prostitution

Hilarious Fun Video Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about video you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean camera jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make video pranks.

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.
When will the madness end?

Video games are like my children.

I beat them.


A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonoscopy. The doctor has the camera up there, watching the video on the screen. The doctor says, "At this point in the process, it's normal to experience an e**...."
The guys says, "But, doctor, I don't have an e**...."
The doctor says, "I wasn't talking about *you*."

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What is h**...'s favorite video game?

Mein Craft.

I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish

I can't wait till they see it

Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia.

Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its hilarious.

What video game would Adolf h**... play?

Mein Kraft.

Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career.

At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?

w**... raider

What's the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

I recently watched my wedding video backwards.

I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends.

I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break.

My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video

My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games"..

I was so sad I could hardly console myself

My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games...

...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american"

Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*

Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."

Boyfriend: "Why?"
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a s**... thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.

Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

I played my wedding video backwards today.

It really cheered me up to see me take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out of church and go drinking with my friends.

A man is watching tv and starts yelling "No! No! DONT GO IN THE CHURCH!!!"

The wife from another room asks: "honey what are you watching?"
Husband: our wedding video

A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"
"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

What is h**...'s favourite video game?

Mein Kraft

A plane full of republicans had been captured by al queda

They have posted a video online saying that unless the us government pays them ten million dollars, they will start returning them, one by one

I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.

It was soda-pressing

My s**... life is like a video game

Single Player.

Stop with the Logan Paul jokes...

It's like beating a dead horse and i don't want to give him anymore video ideas.

An American, Frenchman, Israeli, Spaniard, and a German are on a video call. Their boss logs in and starts the meeting by askng "How's my connection, can everybody see me alright?" They answer:

"yes", "oui", "ken", "si", "ja"

Videogames can make you live your craziest fantasies

like in the sims where you can have a job and own a house.

I asked my French friend if he likes to play video games.

He said, Wii.

s**... is like a video game for me.

I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.

Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world.

Bellow the video it said comments are disabled.

My girlfriend left me because she said I talk about video games too much....

I told her that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4.

What do you call a video of someone's feet?


I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

A wife hears her husband shouting at the TV from upstairs

"Don't do it you idiot", "it's a trap", "Get outta there", "You fool" he keeps on shouting at the TV. The wife calls out to him "Hey what the h**... you watching". The husband says, "Oh nothing I was just watching our wedding video.

Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but...

...he was a little hoarse.

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you m**...."

She was watching our wedding video again.

What is h**...'s video-game called?

Mein Craft.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

"Zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Q. What's an Anti-Vaxxer's favorite video game?

A. Half Life

I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between f**... and algae

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My wife was screaming and yelling at the tv, Don't go to church you s**... b**..., I said what are you watching?

She said, Our wedding video.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call

The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: Can you all see me?
The Englishman says Yes . The Frenchman says Oui . The Spaniard says Si . The German says Ja .

Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse

I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to her dad and walk out of the chapel with my best mate

A Man was watching TV one day, when all of a sudden he began screaming in t**....

"Don't go in the Church!" He cried
"it's a trap!"
"Mom, is Dad watching a horror movie?" His son asked
"No dear, He's watching our wedding video." The mom replied

My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

a joke that i saw in a youtube video a few years back

Two markets were flying in the the sky, when suddenly Market 1 stops and says "Wait a minute, markets don't fly", to which Market 2 responds "Oh, right" before falling down to the ground. Upon landing Market 2 looks up and sees Market 1 still up above, so he shouts "Why are you still flying? Markets don't fly!", so Market 1 shouts back to Market 2 "Ah, you see my friend, i am a Supermarket!"

Video joke, a joke that i saw in a youtube video a few years back

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