Video Games Day Jokes
19 video games day jokes and hilarious video games day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about video games day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Video Games Day Short Jokes
Short video games day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The video games day humour may include short video game jokes also.
- What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games? I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...
- Next time you get mad at lag in a video game just remember... It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
- It would be fun to play video games with Jesus at first.... But then it would take him 3 days to respawn.
- I'm not addicted to video games I just have to play 8 hours a day to stop the shaking and another 4 to stop the nose bleed
- Why did no one wants to play video-games with Jesus? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn.
- I was playing some video games the other day when I got an ache, the levels of which were the highest imaginable. Max Payne.
- Video game testing is like prostitution Somedays it can be great and just like the real thing, but most days it's a huge pain in the a**...
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Video Games Day One Liners
Which video games day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with video games day? I can suggest the ones about gaming console and gaming.
- Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
- Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
- Why are there no video games based around Jesus? Because he takes 3 days to respawn.
- What event do many schools have where people gather to play video games? eSports Day.
Video Games Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about video games day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sports day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make video games day pranks.
My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful
My 11-year-old grandson spent
a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day!
His reply: I can only dream.
I read on a newspaper about video games...
I was reading a newspaper and i saw an interesting title about video games: You should not spend more than 5 hours a week playing video games it said.
At first i thought it meant 5 hours a day but then i realized that i am wrong and it is really saying 5 hours a week.
I decided to make some new changes in my life, so i decided not to read newspaper again.
An antivaxxer mom comes home one day...
...to see (or not see, rather) her son, which would usually be playing video games in the living room.
After a couple of minutes of searching far and wide, she had never thought to check his room.
When she opened the door, she saw him silently crying with his face buried in his pillow.
She tapped his shoulder and shook it, before she asked, 'What's the matter? Why are you crying?'
Teary-eyed and tired, the 6 year old boy replied,
'I'm having a midlife crisis.'
Three boys were sitting around, talking about stuff they wanted.
The first boy said, "man, I really want a gaming system. I would love to be able to sit around and play video games all the time."
The second boy said, "That would be great, but I want a new bike. I could get to anywhere in town if I had a new bike."
The third boy said, "I really want some tampons."
The other two boys looked at each other, shrugged and asked the third boy, "what's a t**...?"
The third boy said, "I don't know, but I saw a commercial for them the other day, and it said if you have tampons you can go swimming, go horseback riding...."
