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109 video game jokes and hilarious video game puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about video game that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Video Game Short Jokes

Short video game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The video game humour may include short gaming jokes also.

  1. My 12 year old just told me a joke He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.
  2. Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
  3. I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam.
  4. Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
  5. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
  6. My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
  7. TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
  8. My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
    video games, and he's taking it very hard
    He's inconsolable
  9. All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
  10. Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

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Video Game One Liners

Which video game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with video game? I can suggest the ones about arcade game and console game.

  1. What's a Communist's favorite video game? *Don't Starve*
  2. What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
  3. Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
  4. What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
  5. [OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.
  6. What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.
  7. Why does jesus not play video games? Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
  8. Asked my French friend if he played any video games He said "wii"
  9. Video games are like my children. I beat them.
  10. Q. What's an Anti-Vaxxer's favorite video game? A. Half Life
  11. I asked my French friend if he likes to play video games. He said, Wii.
  12. I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.
  13. When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
  14. What's Thanos's favorite video game? Half life
  15. I wanted to play video games today but my thumbs were all opposed.

Video Game joke, I wanted to play video games today

Howlingly Hilarious Video Game Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about video game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean board game jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make video game pranks.

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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My love life is like my video game

I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op

What's the difference between a woman and a video game?

I don't get an e**... when I beat a video game.

Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire.

Three blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would have saw it.

really old joke based off a video game from the 90's

What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later

I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for m**... Addicts.

They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Did you hear about the new Christian online video game?

It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.

What is h**...'s favorite video game?

Mein Craft.

What video game would Adolf h**... play?

Mein Kraft.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful

My 11-year-old grandson spent 
a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day!
His reply: I can only dream.

I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.

He responded, "Oui."
I told him Xbox is better.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?

w**... raider

My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games"..

I was so sad I could hardly console myself

To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election!

It's called President Evil.

My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games...

...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

A talk between video game consoles...

NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory.

Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game.

Left 4 Dead: Benghazi

Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."

Boyfriend: "Why?"
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a s**... thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend

My parents have been yelling at me that I'm wasting my life doing nothing but playing video games.

Luckily I have three lives left.

What is a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands

A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"
"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

What is h**...'s favourite video game?

Mein Kraft

A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.

"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"
His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"

I've been playing video games since I was eight years old.

I should probably go and have a shower.

Video games are becoming more and more realistic...

Because they're becoming more and more pay-to-win

LPT: Remember, besides blueberries, anything blue in the wild is poisonous and not fit for consumption....

The same rule applies to video game cartridges.

EA just acquired a new video game license...

Fallout

My s**... life is like a video game

Single Player.

A video game character walks into a health bar...

... and he remarks "that's the fourth wall I've walked into today!"

s**... with my wife was getting boring so I hired a s**... young assistant.

He takes care of her while I play video games.

Shooting video games don't make people violent

The lag does

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

Next time you get mad at lag in a video game just remember...

It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.

Life is like a video game

Most of us play on easy difficulty, some on medium, then there is Africa playing on h**....

s**... is like a video game for me.

I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.

I read on a newspaper about video games...

I was reading a newspaper and i saw an interesting title about video games: You should not spend more than 5 hours a week playing video games it said.
At first i thought it meant 5 hours a day but then i realized that i am wrong and it is really saying 5 hours a week.
I decided to make some new changes in my life, so i decided not to read newspaper again.

If your mother was a video game she would be rated E

Because she has a great personality and I can't imagine anyone not wanting to be friends with her.

What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?

WoW

My girlfriend left me because she said I talk about video games too much....

I told her that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4.

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

Ever heard about the guy who had a f**... for broken b**... on video game controllers?

He got off to a bad start.

If video games make children more violent...

why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games?

I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...

My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be

a garbage disposal

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!

wait....

What is h**...'s video-game called?

Mein Craft.

My girlfriend wants to break up with me because she says I play video games too much

What a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4

Why do you watch people play video games that you could play yourself?

Said the sports fan.

What do online video games and sonnets have in common?

Both end in a GG.

My friend can't decide what video game system to get for Christmas ...

... Nobody can console him.

Do you hear about the man who died playing an e**... video game?

He had his final fantasy.

I asked mon ami whether he happens to play video games.

He said Wii

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

What's prince zukos favorite video game?

Dishonored

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