Video Game Jokes
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Funniest Video Game Short Jokes
Short video game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The video game humour may include short arcade game jokes also.
- My 12 year old just told me a joke He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.
- Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
- I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam.
- Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
- My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
- My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
- TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
- My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable - All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
- Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
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Video Game One Liners
Which video game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with video game? I can suggest the ones about console game and board game.
- What's a Communist's favorite video game? *Don't Starve*
- What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
- What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
- [OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.
- What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.
- Asked my French friend if he played any video games He said "wii"
- Video games are like my children. I beat them.
- Q. What's an Anti-Vaxxer's favorite video game? A. Half Life
- When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
- I wanted to play video games today but my thumbs were all opposed.
- What's prince zukos favorite video game? Dishonored
- What is Alabama's most popular video game? Super Smash Brothers
- Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game. Left 4 Dead: Benghazi
- What do online video games and sonnets have in common? Both end in a GG.
Howlingly Hilarious Video Game Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about video game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gaming console jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make video game pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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What's the difference between a video game and a baby?
I don't start m**... when I've beaten a video game
My love life is like my video game
I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op
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What's the difference between a woman and a video game?
I don't get an e**... when I beat a video game.
Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire.
Three blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would have saw it.
really old joke based off a video game from the 90's
What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later
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I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for m**... Addicts.
They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".
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Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game.
They don't allow r**... videos.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I wanted to role play
I wanted her to be the maid, and I wanted to be the guy playing video games.
Did you hear about the new Christian online video game?
It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.
Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?
Because they have trouble taking a Wii.
My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful
My 11-year-old grandson spent
a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day!
His reply: I can only dream.
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What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?
w**... raider
My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games"..
I was so sad I could hardly console myself
To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election!
It's called President Evil.
A talk between video game consoles...
NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory.
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What do women and video games have in common?
You have to beat them to get maximum enjoyment.
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Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."
Boyfriend: "Why?"
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a s**... thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend
My parents have been yelling at me that I'm wasting my life doing nothing but playing video games.
Luckily I have three lives left.
What is a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands
A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.
"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"
His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"
I've been playing video games since I was eight years old.
I should probably go and have a shower.
Video games are becoming more and more realistic...
Because they're becoming more and more pay-to-win
LPT: Remember, besides blueberries, anything blue in the wild is poisonous and not fit for consumption....
The same rule applies to video game cartridges.
EA just acquired a new video game license...
Fallout
My wife asked me why I only play one car based video game?
It's a Forza habit.
A video game character walks into a health bar...
... and he remarks "that's the fourth wall I've walked into today!"
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s**... with my wife was getting boring so I hired a s**... young assistant.
He takes care of her while I play video games.
Shooting video games don't make people violent
The lag does
Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...
I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.
Playing a childhood video game to relive old memories is like hooking up with your EX...
Seems fun at first, but then you remember why you stopped in the first place.
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Life is like a video game
Most of us play on easy difficulty, some on medium, then there is Africa playing on h**....
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s**... is like a video game for me.
I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.
I read on a newspaper about video games...
I was reading a newspaper and i saw an interesting title about video games: You should not spend more than 5 hours a week playing video games it said.
At first i thought it meant 5 hours a day but then i realized that i am wrong and it is really saying 5 hours a week.
I decided to make some new changes in my life, so i decided not to read newspaper again.
What alcohol do you drink in survival video games?
Craft beers
If your mother was a video game she would be rated E
Because she has a great personality and I can't imagine anyone not wanting to be friends with her.
What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?
WoW
How is a church like an old video game?
Pew-pew! Pew! Pew-pew-pew!
I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box
Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
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Ever heard about the guy who had a f**... for broken b**... on video game controllers?
He got off to a bad start.
If video games make children more violent...
why do they keep losing fistfights against me?
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I am creating a video game about a bear and bird that hire a p**... and then don't pay her.
I'm calling it "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts"
I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."
So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.
Somebody says video games don't have any impact on your psyche. I can't agree with that.
My Ex-girlfriend played Tetris a lot in her childhood.
She's still waiting for a long stick.
What is Joe Biden's favorite video game?
Space Invaders
Car rides and plane rides are just like video game loading screens if you think about it.
Most of the time they both take way too long.
If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be
a garbage disposal
Boo me all you like, I just made it up.
I was at the local library trying to find a specific sound for my video project; that of a displeased audience. I was repeatedly listening to a variety of samples through the miniature speakers on the desk.
Unbeknownst to me, a lady who was sat at the desk in the next cubicle was growing irritated and she leant over,startling me, and screamed PICK A BOO!
What an odd game to play with another adult in a library.
What do you get when you put clickbait into a video game company?
EA
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I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
wait....
Why do you watch people play video games that you could play yourself?
Said the sports fan.
My friend can't decide what video game system to get for Christmas ...
... Nobody can console him.
What Do People and Video Game Consoles Have in Common?
No one can agree on which generation is the best.
What's a COVID denier's favorite video game?
Space Invaders.
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Do you hear about the man who died playing an e**... video game?
He had his final fantasy.
I got my first 30 kill streak!
Friend: Great job! What game were you playing?
Me: Oh, I don't play video games
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
Hey, have you heard of the person who got dumped over playing too much video games?
That's such a trivial thing to Fallout 4.
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
Fortunately, I had another two lives.
Youtube is introducing a new system of recommending youtube videos
The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm
