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Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard

He's inconsolable

My love life is like my video game

I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op

Video games are like my children.

I beat them.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire.

Three blondes walk into a bar.

You'd think one of them would have saw it.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Video Game joke, Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

I wanted to play video games today

but my thumbs were all opposed.

Did you hear about the new Christian online video game?

It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.

What is h**...'s favorite video game?

Mein Craft.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?


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What video game would Adolf h**... play?

Mein Kraft.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful

My 11-year-old grandson spent â€Ļa beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day!

His reply: I can only dream.

I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.

He responded, "Oui."

I told him Xbox is better.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

Video Game joke, My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?

w**... raider

Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise.

... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game?

Super-Pac man.

My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games"..

I was so sad I could hardly console myself

All these video games with epic orchestral music scores.

Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games...

...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

I spent too much money on video games this month.

All of my savings have gone up in Steam.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game.

Left 4 Dead: Benghazi

Video Game joke, Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game.

Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.

For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

Why does Jesus hates playing video games?

Because it takes him three days to respawn.

Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."

Boyfriend: "Why?"

Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."

Boyfriend: "This is a s**... thing to *Fallout 4*."

All Credit goes to my friend

My parents have been yelling at me that I'm wasting my life doing nothing but playing video games.

Luckily I have three lives left.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

What is a Mexican's favorite video game?


A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"

"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

What is h**...'s favourite video game?

Mein Kraft

A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.

"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"

His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"

I've been playing video games since I was eight years old.

I should probably go and have a shower.

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...


What's a Communist's favorite video game?

*Don't Starve*

My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games.

Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

EA just acquired a new video game license...


My s**... life is like a video game

Single Player.

A video game character walks into a health bar...

... and he remarks "that's the fourth wall I've walked into today!"

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?


Shooting video games don't make people violent

The lag does

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

I asked my French friend if he likes to play video games.

He said, Wii.

s**... is like a video game for me.

I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.

What's Thanos's favorite video game?

Half life

My girlfriend left me because she said I talk about video games too much....

I told her that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4.

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

Ever heard about the guy who had a f**... for broken b**... on video game controllers?

He got off to a bad start.

If video games make children more violent...

why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games?

I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...

I asked a French guy if he played video games.

He said Wii.

My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be

a garbage disposal

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"

"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"

A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"

The kid ignores him.

"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"

The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."

"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!


What is h**...'s video-game called?

Mein Craft.

My girlfriend wants to break up with me because she says I play video games too much

What a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4

Why do you watch people play video games that you could play yourself?

Said the sports fan.

What do online video games and sonnets have in common?

Both end in a GG.

Do you hear about the man who died playing an e**... video game?

He had his final fantasy.

I asked mon ami whether he happens to play video games.

He said Wii

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"


"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.


"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

Asked my French friend if he played any video games

He said "wii"

Q. What's an Anti-Vaxxer's favorite video game?

A. Half Life

What's prince zukos favorite video game?


What is Alabama's most popular video game?

Super Smash Brothers

Learned h**... not only wrote a book, but created a video game

Mein Kraft

Me and my girlfriend split up because she said I thought about video games too much.

It's such a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.

Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.

Me: Pinocchio?

Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

Dating in 2020's is like video games lootboxs

You don't know what you are getting unless you pay enough money and discover later on

My 12 year old just told me a joke

He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.

What's a cat's favorite part of a video game?

The PAWS button!

What is a skunk's favorite video game?


My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much.

That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.

Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.

Oh yeah? the son retorts. Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.

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