Vida Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A Mexican, Texan, a Brit, and a Spaniard are on a plane...

A Mexican, Texan, a Brit, and a Spaniard are on a plane, and suddenly the pilot says, "We are crashing, but I will be able to land if 3 of you somehow get off." The 4 people look at each other, doubting anyone will jump. Then, the Brit jumps out, yelling, "Save the Queen!" The Spaniard then jumps out yelling, "Viva la Vida!" The Texan, in shock of what he saw, is swelling with pride, and yells, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican off the plane.

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What are the funniest vida jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Vida? Well, here are the best Vida puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Vida pick up lines to share with friends.

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