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Short vid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vid humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Gee, I wonder if SARS-CoV-2 mutated to the point where it could infect birds... I guess you could call the disease it causes "CO*R*VID-19," eh?
  2. Why aren't Jewish Youtube celebrities's work viewed at night? Because they're stars-of-day-vids.
  3. "zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"... Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

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  1. They shouldn't have called it zoom Co-vid woulda been a better name
  2. Why is it called a zoom meeting When it should be a co-vid

Vid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about vid you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make vid prank.

What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?

College

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Trump tests positive for COVID-19.

He finally passed a test without cheating, good for him.

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been f**... them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this a**.... Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral

I M LIVID

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

If this year has taught us anything, it's that donald trump is a regular American citizen

He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
​
Sincerely,
​
The Internet Provider

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to i**... usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83...

On the plus side my IQ test came back positive

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one.

She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an e**....

I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.

My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

How do you talk with a COVID denier

with an Ouija board

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar

and ordered a drink.
Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.
Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.

A man takes his wife to get tested

Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.

I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I'd still make jokes, but no one would laugh...

Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn't find me remotely funny.

I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID.

But, no one else would get it.

What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin π
Sorry.

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."

A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus.

2 days later he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!
Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

Viruses mutate over time, take Covid for example...

It started as a pandemic, and now it's become an IQ test.

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

My 12 year old just told me a joke

He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.

Recent political joke circulating in China

Three men who don't know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested.
The first man said: I opposed covid testing.
The second man said: I supported covid testing.
The third man said: I administered the covid tests.

A Covid test nurse asked me if I've had a sudden loss of taste.

I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."

A new law

Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. "What brings you guys in today?" the bartender asks. "I guess you haven't heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday to try to help out local restaurants during Covid-19. All adult males are required to go and eat lunch out with their best male friends at least once a week," one of the guys answers the bartender. "Well it's not a law really," the other guy corrects him. "It's more of a mandate."

One of the side effects of the COVID vaccine is constipation.

After getting the first dose, you'll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean?

Also, my IQ test came back positive

Arrested for being too good in bed!

My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed"
After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.

Viruses can mutate over time. Take Covid for example...

It started as a pandemic illness and turned into an IQ test.

Chuck Norris caught COVID-19 and the prognosis is not good.

Anyone wanting to say goodbye to the virus should visit the hospital tonight.
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There's a new COVID-19 strain that's causing people to gain massive amounts of weight.

The om-nom-nom-icron variant.

My sense of humor is a lot like COVID

Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.

A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago:

Why are bacteria so bad at math?
Because they multiply by dividing.
RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.

...and his wife is livid.
You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!
"No," slurs the mathematician...
I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12.

Too soon for COVID jokes?

COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.

COVID 19 is like Pasta

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

My wife is so much better looking than me...

...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.
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How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint?

She released the video on pornhub.
(Too soon?)

"It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room.

And never visited Bangkok again.

What is the most expensive video streaming service right now?

College.

Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage!

Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!

I like my women how I like my COVID

19, breathtaking, and easy to spread

David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."

His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."

No evidence is good enough for a Creationist...

But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist.

Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500.

It was VIVID.

Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.

Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards?

— I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.

My girlfriend got covid

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID

none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently

"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"

"Yes, David, how can we help you?"

I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.

I am LIVID.

My mate David was a victim of ID theft

Now we just call him Dav

America won the war against COVID the same way they won the war against Vietnam

It got too expensive and they just declared it was over.

I've figured out that the spread of Covid-19 over the past couple years has been due to two factors.

1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.

I like my women like I like COVID

19, breathtaking, and easily spread

I heard a statistic that there are more men named David in charge of companies than there are women.

Well obviously. How many women do you know named David?

Eminem isn't allowed to get the full COVID vaccine

He only gets one shot

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
Sincerely,
Your Internet Provider

COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman

Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.

After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"
Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".
Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"

What do you call a Russian with Covid?

Kalashnicough

My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties

Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?

I could tell you a COVID joke...

But it would take 2 weeks to see if you get it.

My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day.

Now they just call me Dav.

I had a great joke about COVID...

but I don't wanna spread it around.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

What a s**... thing to Fallout 4.

Covid is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards, he wrongly believed he'd won an election he actually lost by millions of votes.

Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19

They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.

..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american"

Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you m**...."

She was watching our wedding video again.

Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on.

Agent: Sure David. No hassle.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's m**....

Footprints

Wife: "You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Me: "okay, I'll get out the wedding video"

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