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32 victor jokes and hilarious victor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about victor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Raven-haired pianist and multidimensional entertainer Victor Borge, often compared to Victor Meldrew, has been making audiences of all ages laugh for decades by transforming the mundane into the hilarious. His name, Victor, has also become part of popular culture, winning several MTV awards and being a blast for biracial couples. Read on for a selection of Victor jokes as funny today as ever.

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Funniest Victor Short Jokes

Short victor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The victor humour may include short victims jokes also.

  1. How did Victor Frankenstein make the lovely lady help him with building his monster? He stole her heart.
  2. How did the fangirls respond when Victor decided to train Yuri? Yuri? Oh nice!
    (Yuri! on ice)
  3. Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a s**... change? I heard she came out the Victor

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Victor One Liners

Which victor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with victor? I can suggest the ones about veteran and mister.

  1. They say history is written by the victors.... But I've never seen an emu write before.
  2. My friend Victor changed his last name to "E". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery.
  3. Who is Victor? Why is he allowed to write history books when he's so unreliable?
  4. If my name was Victor, I'd become a historian. Because history is written by the victors.
  5. I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew a) Don't
    b) Leave it
  6. James and Charles are always fighting and there's always no Victor.
  7. You know who my favorite bodybuilder is? Dr. Victor Frankenstein
  8. I know Victoria's Secret... She used to be Victor
  9. What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!
  10. What do you call a Russia that wins all the time? Victor.
  11. Hey Victor here.... Who told you about the chloroform?

Victor joke, Hey Victor here....

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about victor can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of victor puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Victor Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about victor you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sergeant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make victor prank.

Late for School

Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school."
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."
Mother: "Yes, you do."
Victor: "Give me one good reason."
Mother: "Because you're 34 years old, and you're the principal."

a Trumper dies and goes to heaven.

After getting processed in by St.Peter he goes to find God. He finds God in the garden listening to the birds.
M: "Can I ask you something?"
G: "Anything my child"
M: "Who was the rightful victor of the 2020 US election?"
G: "Joe Biden won fair and square my child"
M: "This goes higher up than I thought."

What a modern day thing you think will kill a victorian era child?

I think a single sip of Four Loko wipe them out !

Any lil Wane song will put a victorian era child in a coma !

What did Victoria Taylor say to Ellen Pao?

no really

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My friend Victor is a historian

He invited me to a party at his house and started introducing me to all his colleagues.
This is Victor, he's a historian of the renaissance. The guy next to him is Victor Jr, he's a historian of ancient Egypt. And those two guys over there are Victor and Victor, they are doing great work on Mesopotamian farming practices.
I was like wow, history really is written by you guys huh?

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU.

Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."

In Victoria Secret shop...

sir can i help you?
yes...does this come in children sizes?😐

What did the Victorian wife say to her Victorian husband during that time of the month?

I don't know; I don't make period jokes.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Does anyone know any puns on the word Victor?

I know this guy Victor and every year I come up with a new pun on his name. I've done the "what's your vector, Victor" and I've asked him to stop writing so much history (cause the victors write the history) but now I'm out, any help here guys?

Victor joke, You know who my favorite bodybuilder is?

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