Victims Jokes

Funniest Victims Short Jokes

Short victims jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The victims humour may include short survivors jokes also.

1. I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
2. Studies say most stabbings are committed by someone close to the victim. Within arm's length, to be specific.
3. Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.
4. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims because they went through 104 stories in just a few seconds
5. Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past.
6. Who are the world's fastest readers? The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute.
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7. Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They blew through 87 stories in 10 seconds
8. Me: the victim is 6'1 ; his body has already turned into a ghost. Police officer: Sir, that's just a sheet we covered the body with.
9. My friend has died after his trophy cabinet fell on him. He was a victim of his own success.
10. I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up.

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Victims One Liners

Which victims one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with victims? I can suggest the ones about victor and offender.

1. My mate David was a victim of ID theft Now we just call him Dav
2. Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
3. Coffee is the silent victim in our house... It gets mugged every day.
4. What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault.
5. What does Vlad the Impaler do when he runs out of victims? Repost.
6. My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S.
7. Judge: "How can you live with your guilt?" Killer: "Better than my victims."
8. Hi, my name is Dav I am a victim of id theft.
9. What did the Mexican hangman serve his victims as a last meal? Pico de Gallows
10. My maid was a victim of ID theft... Now she's my ma.
11. What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend.
12. A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground. He likes to burritos.
13. What does a shark victim see before their end? Fin.
14. To quote all of Bill Cosby's victims: No.
15. I suffer from crippling narcissism. I'm a victim of it.

Victims Domestic Jokes

Here is a list of funny victims domestic jokes and even better victims domestic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The BBC have a new cooking show, hosted by women who have been victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook? Right Hook!"
• I got invited to a charity ball for victims of domestic violence. The dress code was black tie

Cheerful Fun Victims Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about victims you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean voters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make victims pranks.