Victims Jokes

Funniest Victims Short Jokes

Short victims jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The victims humour may include short survivors jokes also.

1. I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
2. Studies say most stabbings are committed by someone close to the victim. Within arm's length, to be specific.
3. OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers. Detective: dear god
   Officer: most likely yes
4. To all of you idiots out there that drive loud cars, we hate you and get off our roads. We don't care how many heart attack victims you have to take to the hospital.
5. Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.
6. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims because they went through 104 stories in just a few seconds
7. If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense" So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"
   And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.
8. Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds
9. Which type of people are the world's fastest readers [DARK HUMOUR] 9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
10. Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past.

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Victims One Liners

Which victims one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with victims? I can suggest the ones about criminals and victor.

1. My mate David was a victim of ID theft Now we just call him Dav
2. Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
3. Coffee is the silent victim in our house... It gets mugged every day.
4. David was a victim of ID theft He's now known as Dav.
5. What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault.
6. Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
7. What does Vlad the Impaler do when he runs out of victims? Repost.
8. My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S.
9. 9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!
10. Judge: "How can you live with your guilt?" Killer: "Better than my victims."
11. Hi, my name is Dav I am a victim of id theft.
12. All the victims were deaf, dumb or blind... ...these are senseless killings.
13. I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
14. 9/11 victims are the fastest readers They went through 90 stories in 10 seconds.
15. Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!

Victims Domestic Jokes

Here is a list of funny victims domestic jokes and even better victims domestic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The BBC have a new cooking show, hosted by women who have been victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook? Right Hook!"
• I got invited to a charity ball for victims of domestic violence. The dress code was black tie
• A boy was a victim of domestic a**... and was told hey could allow anyone to have custody of him He chose the Dallas Cowboys because they're not capable of beating anyone
• What did the doctor say to the domestic a**... victim? See you next "fall".
• Domestic a**... victims: they don't know what hit them Err, they do, but they mostly blame themselves
• Sweet Vidalia walked into the shelter for victims of domestic a**..., cut and battered.

Cheerful Fun Victims Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about victims you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean molesters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make victims pranks.