Vice Versa Jokes
22 vice versa jokes and hilarious vice versa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vice versa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vice Versa Short Jokes
Short vice versa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vice versa humour may include short versa jokes also.
- I discovered that my socks exhibit quantum entanglement. As soon as I put on my left sock, the other sock immediately becomes the right sock, and vice versa, regardless of the distance between them.
- What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
- What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa? Bi-polar disorder.
- At first, I was quite surprised to see my hockey team's goalie surrounded by beautiful women at the bar ...but then I remembered he's good at snatching pucks, and vice versa.
- My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent
- LifeProTips: If you want your head massaged and you want it by yourselves then massage your left side of head with right hand and vice versa.
Would i tell this to school children? - If a female dentist tells a male patient to open nice and wide it's fine but if it's vice versa...
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Vice Versa One Liners
Which vice versa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vice versa? I can suggest the ones about opposite and opposite direction.
- I hate the misuse of Latin phrases... ...and vice versa.
- I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.
- I love using Latin phrases in English And vice versa
Uproarious Vice Versa Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about vice versa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean likewise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vice versa pranks.
I said this when I was 6, and everyone laughed
Two twins came to our house one day, and I kept calling them the wrong names (they were their names, but I said Harry to Thomas and vice-versa)
My dad came to me and said 'can't tell them apart, can ya?'
'No dad, I can't tell 'em together!'
(Waits for downvotes)
Wife or Girlfriend
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment." The mathematician: "A wife. You have security." The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."
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What's the difference between a French university student and a Russian one?
The French student is well s**... and slightly drunk; the Russian one is vice versa
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It's unfortunate that "I'M A 'MURRICAN" sounds a lot like "I'M A MERKIN"
And sometimes, vice versa.
Poor merkins.
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Calories burned during s**...
If the man is ready( same vice-versa).... 1 - 4 calories
If the woman is not( same vice-versa).... 300 - 400 calories.
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Let me introduce a special unit to measure laziness - *hackrow*.
So men with 1000 *hackrow* will be workaholic vice versa.
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What's the difference between having s**... and killing animals?
One is OK to do for fun but not OK to do for profit, the other is vice versa.
mother's milk
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the
cat can't get it.
He got an A.
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen.
He asks her if she would like to play a game.
She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends.
No one knows the answer.
So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.