Vibrator Jokes
48 vibrator jokes and hilarious vibrator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vibrator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vibrator Short Jokes
Short vibrator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vibrator humour may include short energizer jokes also.
- Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away.
- I'm using vibration and oscillation in specific frequencies to impart information It might seem far-fetched, but the idea is sound.
- I'm sick of these complicated Gillette 3 and 4 blade razors with vibrating heads, "cooling" technology, and pivoting heads etc... ...But I've always been a firm believer in Occam's razor.
- Burglary At Adult Novelty Store - Burglars were caught by their mechanic after complaining of a serious vibration in the rear.
- [Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket...
- Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer? Because he was picking up good vibrations.
- I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it
- I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day, and she said "Something long and powerful that vibrates." I hope she likes her new w**... eater!
- Advice please: Something weird is happening. Every time I send n**... to my fortnite girlfriend My Step Dad's phone is vibrating.
- A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating t**.... That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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Vibrator One Liners
Which vibrator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vibrator? I can suggest the ones about toys and grinder.
- I always leave my phone on vibrate I like the text massages
- What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her? A chainsaw.
- What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate? The no bell prize.
- What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate.
- I broke my leg today Accidentally left my Nokia on vibrate and left it in my pocket
- I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
- Why transformer vibrates? if You had 100 periods a second you would vibrate too.
- Do you know why Polish girls don't like vibrates? It chips their teeth.
- I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate.
- What do tooth brushes and s**... toys have in common? They're better when they vibrate.
- Dumb Blondes: "Phone vibrates..." ...screams "r**...!!".
- Yo mama so ugly She has to get her v**... drunk first
Vibrator Invented Jokes
Here is a list of funny vibrator invented jokes and even better vibrator invented puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating t**....
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Hilarious Vibrator Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about vibrator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fidget spinner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vibrator pranks.
While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed.
"What's this for?" she asks her husband.
"If you put a quarter in," he says, reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating."
"Save your money," she says. "When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating."
Magic Mirror
A blackhaired woman, a brunette and a blonde are brought to a magic mirror that vibrates heavily when someone looks into it and tells a lie.
The blackhaired takes a seat in front of it and says: "I think that i will become very rich some day." The mirror begins vibrating.
The brunette then takes a seat in front of the mirror and says: "I think i am the most beautiful woman in the world." The mirror vibrates again.
After that the blonde goes up to the mirror, sits down in front of it and says:"I think..." The mirror breaks from vibration.
Mobile
While engaged in the s**... act, wife to her hubby, "You're just like a mobile."
The husband proudly asks, "You love my vibration."
Wife: Na Na Na... the moment you get into basement, your network fails!"
So the Lone Ranger and Tonto have been tasked with finding a herd of bison...
And they've been wandering about the plains for a while not finding much of anything, Tonto periodically sticking his ear to the ground to listen for the thundering of many hooves.
As Tonto is pressing his ear against the ground for the fourteenth time, the Lone Ranger spots a dark smudge on the horizon vaguely shaped like a large group of ungulates.
"Bison come," Tonto interrupts the Lone Ranger's day dreaming, his head snapping back to look at Tonto with wonderment.
"How can you tell? Is it the vibration of the ground from the herd over there?" He points.
"No." Tonto replies. "Ear sticky."
Indian Instincts
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?"
"Ground shaky."
The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens.
"Man come."
"Is there a vibration?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ground sticky."
I noticed this morning that, due to the vibrations of the bus, the pieces of dessert that I was carrying were moving randomly within their container.
I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.
Pinocchio.
What would happen to Pinocchio if he said "my nose is going to grow" he would be telling a lie so his nose would then grow,but because it is growing it would make Pinocchio's statement true which would mean that his nose won't grow or might stop growing, but then again because it will stop growing it would make his statement a lye. So does this mean his nose will grow and then shrink/stop growing for the rest of his life and he would be able to s**... pleasure lots of women(/men) with out even thinking about it? And would his nose go in and out like a needle on a sewing machine or would it vibrate back and forth like crazy?
A young man becomes a born again Christian after reading a religious flyer at his college.
He doesn't initially tell his girlfriend, justifying the embarrassment as natural to any young infant in the faith. But in the following weeks his commitment escalates dramatically, and he takes up a position as a Christian m**... to Uganda.
One day the dreaded phone call wakes him up. Observing the name a few moments as the device vibrates with a strangely irritated tone, he hastily prepares what he will say to his girlfriend.
Hi Susie, he blurts. I can't see you anymore. I'm in a m**....
A man goes to the doctor with a terrible problem
Doctor, I think I have a problem with my farts. I can pass really loud gas, but no smell would come out of them.
That sounds serious. Can you try letting one out now?
So the man farts, and true to his word, it's so loud that the exam room's windows even vibrate.
Just as I feared. We must operate immediately.
My b**...?
No, your nose, you idiot!
[OC] A worker at a lighting sales and repair shop was known for their amazing ability to restore old lights.
He had all sorts of special cloths and rags for polishing fixtures and bulbs.
A couple came into the shop with bulb that was especially difficult to clean; it would vibrate and make an awful buzzing noise whenever the they tried to rub it.
When the couple came back to pick up their bulb, it looked perfect -- they were amazed! They gave the worker all sorts of accolades, but he gave a modest reply, saying, "oh, it's no special skill ... it's easy if you have the right cloth."
It was a hum bulb rag.
Tracker
So the cowboys hire a native american tracker. The tracker would often dismount his horse, look closely at the ground, sniff, put his ears on the ground, etc.
So today they are riding a trail. Tracker asks for a halt, gets off the horse and holds his ears to the ground. Gets up says "Buffalo come!"
Cowboy says "Wow! You can feel the vibrations of the herd moving?"
Tracker : "No. Face sticky!"
A woman accidentally crashed her car into a van because she was using a v**... while driving. The hospital said she is in stable and extremely relaxed condition.
The driver of the van said he never saw her coming.
