The Best 5 Vibrate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vibrate jokes. There are some vibrate jiggle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vibrate quake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vibrate Jokes and Puns

Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

I always leave my phone on vibrate

I like the text massages

What do tooth brushes and sex toys have in common?

They're better when they vibrate.

A man goes to the doctor with a terrible problem

Doctor, I think I have a problem with my farts. I can pass really loud gas, but no smell would come out of them.

That sounds serious. Can you try letting one out now?

So the man farts, and true to his word, it's so loud that the exam room's windows even vibrate.

Just as I feared. We must operate immediately.

My butt?

No, your nose, you idiot!

I broke my leg today

Accidentally left my Nokia on vibrate and left it in my pocket


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vibrate vibration jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vibrate vibrator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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