Vibe Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

What would Hitler's invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z's?

Vibe Czech

You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls

All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.

I ran into a complete stranger at my mom's annual New Years party.

I had never seen him before, so I asked him how he knew my mom. He said he had met her earlier in the day. Apparently, my mom was worried that the overall environment of the party wouldn't be as cool as she had hoped for, so she hired a professional to gauge the room.

I was absolutely disgusted.

I had found my mom's vibe rater.

What did Kendrick Lamar say when he a walked into a tree?

"Birch, don't kill my vibe. "

How do indie musicians do sound check?

1, 2, 1, 2 vibe check

Calling 911

Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe

Those trees in my yard keep giving me the wrong vibe.

They always look so shady.

TIFU by farting during my first anal experience

It totally killed the vibe.

The other night somebody told me I give off a Matthew McConaughey vibe...

All I can say to that is, Alright, alright, alright .

What are the funniest vibe jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Vibe? Well, here are the best Vibe puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Vibe pick up lines to share with friends.


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