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5 vey jokes and hilarious vey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good vey joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What does Jewish Superman say when he takes off ?

Up Up and Oy Vey !
(For some reason this is just fun to say out loud)

I'm singing at a wedding where a Jewish man is marrying a Catholic woman

I'll be performing the Oy Vey Maria

What does the Jewish pirate say?

Ahoy vey

What type of AIDS virus only Jewish people can get?

H Oy Vey

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?
Sir Vey
What is the name of the agreeable knight?
Sir Tenly
What is the name of the Knight who used to be a s**...?
Sir Vent
What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
Sir Amony and Sir Tiffy Cashien
What is the name of the Knight who is also an OB/GYN?
Sir Vix
What is the name of the Knight on l**...?
Sir Real
What is the name of the Knight who makes pottery?
Sir Amik Vaze
What is the name of the Knight who also works in the OR?
Sir Jen
What is the name of the Knight who is totally radical?
Sir Fer
What is the name of the Knight who is a great trader?
Sir Plus
What is the name of the French Knight?
Sir Render.
What is the name of the Knight who never loses?
Sir Vivyn
What is the name of the Knight who enjoys practical jokes?
Sir Prize!
What is the name of the Knight who is always in the lead?
Sir Pass
What is the name of the Firefly class Knight?
Sir Renitee
What is the name of the really sketchy Knight?
Sir Spishus
(all credit for those above goes to /u/NedryOS)
What's the name of the knight who is always sure of himself?
Sir Ten (creds to /u/loufizzle)
what is the name of the knight who loves snakes?


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