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Funniest Vests Short Jokes

Short vests jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vests humour may include short robes jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
2. I have a shirt with 120 tiny pockets that fit exactly one mint each.... It's my Tic Tactical vest.
3. How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
   How do you restrain a trans person?
   Make the trans' vest tight.
4. I love my wife so much... I love my wife so much, that if we were on a sinking ship with only one life vest, I would miss her very much and think of her a lot.
5. I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
6. They should make birth control for men Because it makes more sense to fire blanks than shoot at a bulletproof vest.
   Recent discoveries will make this joke obsolete, thought I'd give it one more run.
7. My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?
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   An investigator
8. The congregation discovered the minister was having an affair with a married congregant Apparently they found his vest in her pantry and her pants in his vestry.
9. I just finished writing a book on what it takes to create a global clothing company... It's an International Vest-Seller
10. The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs

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Vests One Liners

Which vests one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vests? I can suggest the ones about coat and drapes.

1. What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest? Bombi.
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.
3. What do you call a gator in a vest? A
   In*vest*i*gator*!
4. What do you call an Irishman in a bulletproof vest? Rick O'Shea
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investogator.
6. What did the policeman say to his tummy? I got you under a vest!
7. What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? "You're under a vest!"
8. What did the policeman say to his belly? You're under a vest.
9. What do you call a barbarian in a reflective vest? A high-Visigoth.
10. What do you get if you put a vest on an alligator? an investigator.
11. What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You're under a vest.
12. What the police say to his belly button Your under a vest.
13. What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest
    lol
14. What did the cop say when his stomach rumbled? Stop! You're under a vest!
15. My bullet proof vest is... Going ballistic

Laughable Vests Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about vests you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cloth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vests pranks.