Vests Jokes

Funniest Vests Short Jokes

Short vests jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vests humour may include short coat jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
2. I have a shirt with 120 tiny pockets that fit exactly one mint each.... It's my Tic Tactical vest.
3. I love my wife so much... I love my wife so much, that if we were on a sinking ship with only one life vest, I would miss her very much and think of her a lot.
4. My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?
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   An investigator
5. The congregation discovered the minister was having an affair with a married congregant Apparently they found his vest in her pantry and her pants in his vestry.
6. I just finished writing a book on what it takes to create a global clothing company... It's an International Vest-Seller
7. The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs
8. Life vests no longer allowed on flights. Security specialists found out that they can blow up.
9. I heard people in western countries buy fancy undergarments. In other words, people in west invest in vests.
10. 3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
    A: Gets jalapeno business!
    Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
    A: An impasta
    Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    A: An Investigator

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Vests One Liners

Which vests one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vests? I can suggest the ones about drapes and cloth.

1. What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest? Bombi.
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.
3. What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? "You're under a vest!"
4. What did the policeman say to his belly? You're under a vest.
5. My bullet proof vest is... Going ballistic
6. My entire family really loves sleeveless clothing. So we invest in vests, in vests.
7. I bought a vest today, If I had no arms it would be a jacket.
8. What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company? A good in-vest-ment
9. What do you call a reptile in a four piece suit? An in vest a gator...
10. Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
11. What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss.
12. What did the tailor's accountant say when he walked into his shop? You need to dye vests.
13. I wore a vest to a wedding. I was the vest man.
14. A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
15. Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.

Laughable Vests Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about vests you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean attire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vests pranks.