Vertical Jokes

Funniest Vertical Short Jokes

Short vertical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vertical humour may include short height jokes also.

1. The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically... And then the entire graveyard disappeared
2. I forgot to take my phone to the toilet There are 1325 vertical and 975 horizontal lines on the tiles.
3. Xbox ps5 rotate joke How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?
   
   
   
4. The Amish Space Program is at a stalemate Jebediah and the boys just cannot figure out how to get the horses to go vertical.
5. Scottish Sutherland Vertical Launch facility will not launch manned flights. Their afraid the astronauts might get kilt.
6. What do you call a vertically challenged person who's escaped from prison and can commune with the dead? A small medium at large.
7. What's the difference between a rook and a bishop? A rook moves horizontally and vertically.
   A bishop molests altar boys.
8. I hear all the kids that did the Tide Pod challenge can't get the Corona virus... Because their social distancing is 6 feet vertical.
9. Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large.
10. What do you call a vertically challenged individual that can commune with the dead and just broke out of prison? A small medium at large

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Vertical One Liners

Which vertical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vertical? I can suggest the ones about axis and orientation.

1. Americas curve is flattening alright. Just vertically instead of horizontally.
2. I stole this: Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
   Therapist: why?
   Me: (SCREAMS)
3. What's half of 8? 00 if you cut horizontally and 33 if you cut vertically
4. In Algreba, why is the vertical line test necessary? You can't function without it
5. How do you refer to a vertically challenged keyboard player? A micro-pianist.
6. Why can tigers never look fat? Because vertical stripes make them look thin
7. After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!
8. Work Hard Till everything opens vertically
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   Either it be doors or legs
9. You know when it's a viral video when... The video is taken vertically.
10. My best friend fell off of a vertical cliff... ^^^^^Y^^^^^Y^^^^^Y
11. What is height of fashion? Putting lipstick on vertical lips.

Laughable Vertical Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about vertical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean altitude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vertical pranks.