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25 vertical jokes and hilarious vertical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vertical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Vertical Short Jokes

Short vertical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vertical humour may include short height jokes also.

  1. The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically... And then the entire graveyard disappeared
  2. I forgot to take my phone to the toilet There are 1325 vertical and 975 horizontal lines on the tiles.
  3. Xbox ps5 rotate joke How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?


    Xbox ps5 rotate joke
  4. The Amish Space Program is at a stalemate Jebediah and the boys just cannot figure out how to get the horses to go vertical.
  5. Scottish Sutherland Vertical Launch facility will not launch manned flights. Their afraid the astronauts might get kilt.
  6. What do you call a vertically challenged person who's escaped from prison and can commune with the dead? A small medium at large.
  7. What's the difference between a rook and a bishop? A rook moves horizontally and vertically.
    A bishop molests altar boys.
  8. I hear all the kids that did the Tide Pod challenge can't get the Corona virus... Because their social distancing is 6 feet vertical.
  9. Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large.
  10. What do you call a vertically challenged individual that can commune with the dead and just broke out of prison? A small medium at large

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Vertical One Liners

Which vertical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vertical? I can suggest the ones about axis and orientation.

  1. Americas curve is flattening alright. Just vertically instead of horizontally.
  2. I stole this: Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
    Therapist: why?
    Me: (SCREAMS)
  3. What's half of 8? 00 if you cut horizontally and 33 if you cut vertically
  4. In Algreba, why is the vertical line test necessary? You can't function without it
  5. How do you refer to a vertically challenged keyboard player? A micro-pianist.
  6. Why can tigers never look fat? Because vertical stripes make them look thin
  7. After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!
  8. Work Hard Till everything opens vertically
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    Either it be doors or legs
  9. You know when it's a viral video when... The video is taken vertically.
  10. My best friend fell off of a vertical cliff... ^^^^^Y^^^^^Y^^^^^Y
  11. What is height of fashion? Putting lipstick on vertical lips.

Vertical joke, What is height of fashion?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about vertical can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of vertical puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Vertical Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about vertical you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean altitude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make vertical prank.

A man goes to a psychiatrist for an evaluation

So the psychiatrist draws a horizontal line and asks him what that reminds him of. "A n**... woman" he replies. So he draws a vertical line. "And this?" he asks "A n**... woman." Doctor then draws an X and asks the same question. "Two people having s**...." comes the answer. "Hmmmmm" goes the doctor. "It seems you have obsession with s**...." he speculates.
"Me?" answers the shocked man. "Who drew all this filth?"

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.

A father caught his teenage son filming a lewd act on his cell phone with his girlfriend. He was outraged, having thought that he had raised his son to be better than this.

In his rage, he shouted, "Son! I never, ever want to see you film vertically ever again!"

Two blondes solving a crossword

Two blondes are spending some time together, the one is watching TV while the other struggles with one particular crossword question for some time now...
After a while she decides to ask her friend for help..
- Do you know the answer to the clue "Female s**... o**..."?
-- Hmmmm. Horizontally or vertically?
- Horizontally
-- Oh yes! "Mouth"

Vertical joke, What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these vertical jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.