vert Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious vert puns

Vertebrae should be called vertebros,

Because they've always got your back.


I'm a vertebrate that's in love with the president elect.

I guess you could say I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.


Vertebraes should actually be called Vertebros..

Because they always got your back.


What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout


What does a rapper call it when he makes a mistake?

A lil oopsie vert


My rapper name would be

Lil Intro Vert


I wish I didn't have any vertebrae...

there's always getting on my nerves.


I tried a vertical bungee at a carnival the other day...

I wasn't very good at it.

It just felt like something was holding me back.


What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.


Lil Uzi Vert and Oprah collaborated on a track together.

"All My Friends Are Bread"


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