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- What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.
- It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins
- What is Roe versus Wade? A: the decision General Washington made before crossing the Delaware.
- Driving high versus driving drunk: Drunks run stop signs. Stoners stop and wait for them to turn green.
- Whats the difference between arguing with a Politician online versus in real life? He lets you finish your sentences
- The newest sci-fi movie on Netflix is about a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life. Alien versus Redditor.
- This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie "Alien versus Predator". "Whoever wins... We lose."
- Did you hear about the score of the Egypt versus Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
- Oh Rosie It is hard to know the difference between racism that gets you fired versus racism that gets you elected President of the United States.
- Did you hear about the landmark Supreme Court case concerning the best way to cross a shallow creek? It was *Row versus Wade.*
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- What do you call a priest who is touring Area 51? Alien versus predator
- How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins.
- What do you get when you graph mud versus traction? a slippery slope
- Harley versus Superman.
- If Russia declared war on Quebec It would be Putin versus Poutine
- Are you Philadelphia versus New England?
- Why do you prefer peeing normally, versus having a nurse use a catheter? u**... control.
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What funny jokes about versus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ides jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make versus pranks.
Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both)
What do you call a immigrant fighting a r**.... "Alien versus predator"
One of the big themes in Sartre's philosophy is the idea of genuine choice versus just the appearance of having a choice.
So he can't meaningfully choose to have his coffee with no cream, because he could never have had it with cream to begin with, but he can meaningfully choose to have it with no milk.
Did you hear they're going to be making a new alien versus predator movie
It's going to be starring an i**... immigrant versus bill Cosby
The Grecian Gods vs the Greeks
Zeus and his human friend Spiro were watching a game of football, the gods versus the humans. Spiro looked around the pitch at all the players and then saw an absolute unit of a player, a half horse, half human professional. Spiro asked Zeus, Hey, who's that player over there? Zeus responded, That's our teams centaur-forward .
What do you get when an i**... immigration fights a child m**...?
Alien versus Predator.
The monkey god versus Jesus
The monkey god wukong was bored one day and challenged Jesus to see who was stronger. Jesus agreed on one condition that he would hit first. Wukong agreed and Jesus gave him one good punch unto his face causing wukong to fly across the sky. 7 days later, wukong returned with a swollen face and said "my turn". He then punched Jesus in the face so hard that the Christians are still looking for him to this day.
Love Versus Marriage
What's the difference between love and marriage?
-Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
I couldn't decide whether to use a boat or go swimming, so i aborted my plans.
It was a case of row versus wade
