Version Jokes
141 version jokes and hilarious version puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about version that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the funniest version control jokes featuring the popular video game Undertale and the GRE test's Version VII. Get ready to laugh at the best beta version jokes and puns around!
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Funniest Version Short Jokes
Short version jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The version humour may include short verse jokes also.
- What's the male version of a Karen called? I don't know but a group of them is called a Senate.
- When a kid says When a kid says " Daddy, I want mommy", that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."
- It's obvious bill gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
- McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed. Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
- I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
- TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
- I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother… There's just one episode and it is about the wedding.
- I don't get anti-vaxxers. If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?
- I don't really believe in parallel universes. But there could be a version of me who does.
- Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil
to get a priest out of her son.
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Version One Liners
Which version one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with version? I can suggest the ones about edition and volume.
- Who plays Han Solo in the norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
- Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup.
- Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend.
- What's the tinier version of Thongs? Thweazers
- Last night I watched the uncut version of the film Scarface. It was called Face.
- Why is the Canadian version of GTA easier? Hospitals don't take your money when you die.
- Who performed the Imperial Roman version of "Can't Touch This"? 1100 Hammer
- The Roman version of Demeter is Ceres. And the American version of Demeter is Da yard.
- What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod? An auntie-body.
- Whats the french version of Brexit? adiEU
- Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face
- What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate
- Whats the american version of a karate chop? A Connecti Cut!
- Why did the surgeon not like the movie? Because it was the uncut version.
- I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
Pirated Version Jokes
Here is a list of funny pirated version jokes and even better pirated version puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? The pirated version isn't the full edition.
- What do you call a pirated version of Windows? Port Holes
- What do you call a pirated version of that new South Park game? South Park: Fractured but Cracked
Version Control Jokes
Here is a list of funny version control jokes and even better version control puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!
- Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Beta Version Jokes
Here is a list of funny beta version jokes and even better beta version puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.
Entertaining Version Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about version you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mode jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make version pranks.
How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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I just waved a $100 bill to a homeless guy on the other side of the highway
Welcome to my version of Frogger
How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?
Dust for Fresh Prints!
(i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?
Those are the wrong Sais
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.
(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)
Version of previous post.
One of the patrons at a bar opened a bag of potato chips and gave it to the bartender's dog. When the dog ate the contents of the bag, he lay down and started grooming his g**.... A guy says to his friend ''I wish I could do that.'' The friend replies ''Well give him a chip and maybe he will let you.''
What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?
Jalapeno Business...........
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)
***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.
A lady goes to the store to buy a hook
..to mount on a wall to hang her coat. She walks up to the counter with it but doesn't have a screw to mount it to the wall. The checkout guy says "do you want a screw for the hook? She answers ""No but I'll blow you for that toaster."
(A version of an old Andrew Dice Clay joke)
I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo.
Judo know if I got a knife...
Judo know if I got a gun...
This has been seen before, but this is my favorite version.
I rear- ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Well, i couldnt believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, " Well, then which one are you?"
And thats how the fight started....
What would the female version of Putin be called?
p**....
In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"
She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.
Maths Question (Muslim version)
Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the e**...?
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?
CaliphNotes!
Timbuktu
Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"
Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly?
It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
Everyone loses.
TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . .
You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta.
What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?
"Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works
It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...
...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.
I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime "Aladdin".
The concept is a little wishy-washy.
What is the French version of the name Parker?
Valet.
I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version...
Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
The German Dream
A student was listening to his teacher while they prepare to discuss about "The American Dream", the teacher was going around the classroom asking what everyone thought it meant, then the teacher asked the exchange student if they had their own version of "The American Dream" on their country. The German exchange student replied "We did before, but the world didn't like it."
What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?
There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.
What's the Mexican version of the k**...?
¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que?
Chris Christie's name...
Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn
A new version of clue is coming out this year
It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe.
Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit.
Bilbo is 7' 6" now.
Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.
I have no Words.
We've updated Skype so you have the latest version...
it includes performance improvements and general fixes.
Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets...
It's called Halo3.**ods**t
Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son.
It's called Finding Dowry.
Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life...
... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.
In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.
You know - comic relief.
With the release of the 0.31 version of Pokemon Go, my battery life has been amazing!!
It turns out the game uses much less battery when you aren't playing.
Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces.
It's a remustard version.
I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.
It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.
I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version..
It blows itself up..
My Version Of Flirting!
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am.
This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called duvet Know it's Christmas?
It's a cover version.
It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is "Chuck".
I mean, what the Farles is that about?
The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be
The Nintendo Lite-Switch
Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?
Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.
What do you call the Russian version of The Beatles "Let It Be"?
So Be It.
I'm the humanoid version of Windows95..
I'm slow, past my prime, constantly crashing, and no longer supported.
isis is marketing their version of kitkat
they're calling it allahu snackbar
I got a tattoo...
The tattoo reads "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
My tattoo artist wasn't as pleased about the version I gave him.
A time traveling surgeon walks into a bar with the younger version of himself.
The bartender say's, what can I get for you paradox?
Did you hear they're making a low-budget version of Dunkirk?
They're calling it Dunkirkland
When Nintendo come out with a new version of the switch will the current one become...
The old switcheroo!
Did you hear about the Christmas version of Star Wars?
It began "A long time ago, in a Galilee far, far away..."
What version of the Rolling Stones' "Hey You, Get Off of My Cloud" is played on Scottish Radio?
Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!
I watched a silent film version of Stephen Kings "it" the other day.
It was Shh-it.
Whats the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf
Mensch on a bench
Better formatted version Reporter and Man...
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
There was this guy who asked me, "how do I open this jar?!"
"Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.
The Japanese version of Netflix and Chill
is h**... with Senpai
What do you call an honest version of Musical.ly?
Frank.ly
Who's the male version of Denise?
The nephew
Women are easy to read.
For the record, I prefer the Braille version.
In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..
Come together, right now... over Smee.
What is the Asian version of "good morning"?
"Rice and shine!"
In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...
Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee
When they stone l**... in middle east,
it's probably their version of rock beats scissors.
A man is on trial for m**....
The judge asks him to give his version of the story, and how he pleads.
The defendant replies: "Innocent, your honor. I am not sure what exactly happened myself, I was sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice weather, peeling an apple with my pocket knife, when suddenly this guy trips on the apple peel and falls right on top of my knife."
The judge inquires: " And all this happened 16 times?"
An edited version of a joke that's been already posted.
A proton, a neutron, and an electron got into a bar fight.
The bartender called the police, but when the officers arrived, they only arrested the proton. Confused, the bartender asked, why did you only arrest the proton?
To which one of the officers replied, well you see, the electron kept running around the proton like a madman, so we couldn't know its exact location. And no one can press charges on the neutron.
I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me
They don't expect a Spanish Link decision
My kids love Life cereal. I told them there's a grown-up version called That's Just Life
Each box of it is expensive, mostly empty & doesn't taste very good.
